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That Krampus glow up.
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Kramping His Style

Chapter: Season Ten
Characters: Brett, Jeanie, Krampus
  1. Valthonis
    July 29, 2019, 3:14 pm | #

    Look, I dunno about Krampus… but if you send me a fruit basket with fuckin’ KIWI in it, we are bros and all is forgiven.

    • TachyonCode
      July 29, 2019, 5:46 pm | #

      The bird, the fruit, or the nation?

      • Valthonis
        July 29, 2019, 6:56 pm | #

        …why not all three?

        • Xero
          July 29, 2019, 7:31 pm | #

          cause the bird eats the fruit

          • Nick
            July 30, 2019, 7:38 am | #

            That’s why you gotta take the fox over in the boat first.

            • Tsapki
              July 31, 2019, 9:44 pm | #

              Huh, is it legal to cook a kiwi bird? And would it taste okay?

              • Snarky but Friendly
                August 2, 2019, 4:36 pm | #

                Totally illegal to cook a kiwi bird. They have to be eaten raw.

                • JH-M
                  August 3, 2019, 2:37 pm | #

                  Puffins are considered a delicacy in Iceland, though.

            • Macarisil
              August 1, 2019, 11:32 am | #

              No, you take the sheep over. Otherwise the fox eats the sheep.

  2. Raron
    July 29, 2019, 4:03 pm | #

    If you ripped my horns… I mean hair out… then we would have more issues then a fruit basket could make better………. but I would put it aside for a well run dnd game.

    • Paradox
      June 23, 2021, 9:56 am | #

      But… But… – …Kiwi! (And it looks like it still has the skin intact, which is the most flavour is!)
      (On an unrelated note, while it was fun rereading the material I started with, it is nice to be up to the point I stopped being able to read for a while. It’s nice to not know what’s coming. Any more than I usually do, that is.)

  3. Steven Z
    July 29, 2019, 5:23 pm | #

    Haha super nice

  4. Matt Jackson
    July 29, 2019, 5:36 pm | #

    Yeah yeah… Krampus… Whatever… Jeanie’s freckles are the real cool new detail.

    • Brian
      July 29, 2019, 7:52 pm | #

      I am pretty proud of them.

  5. Matt
    July 29, 2019, 5:50 pm | #

    Jeez. Some people just hold a grudge, ya know?

  6. grenli
    July 29, 2019, 6:03 pm | #

    Krampus got swole! Getting ready for a rematch?

  7. Oneironaut
    July 30, 2019, 2:01 am | #

    Krampus would rock at D&D.
    (Bet he always plays a Tiefling armed with a thorn whip…) 😉

  8. Kanashe
    July 30, 2019, 4:43 pm | #

    Brett, I would have removed those bananas if I were you. They might remind him of his horns.

  9. TB
    July 30, 2019, 6:56 pm | #

    Ah, just tell Krampus he’s rocking a new Hellboy look.

  10. AllForNothin
    July 31, 2019, 12:06 am | #

    Brian, the silhouette of Brett ripping out the horns is fucking metal!

  11. Dahak
    July 31, 2019, 2:13 pm | #

    I love this comic, I have just recently discovered this strip and its the bee’s knees!!

    • Matt
      August 1, 2019, 7:51 am | #

      Glad to have you!

  12. KenderBryant
    July 31, 2019, 8:31 pm | #

    Invite Krampus to play. I think he’d be into D&D, especially if he can play a tiefling.

    • Jason
      August 1, 2019, 3:21 am | #

      yeah. i have to agree. i just have this nagging feeling that when it all comes down, Krampus and Brett are gonna get along great since each is half of the same job.
      and for some reason, i really gotta agree with that idea that Krampus is really a closet Pally, that once he gets a chance to actually PLAY something different he’s gonna be ‘oh. HELL YES…’

      • Chameon
        August 3, 2019, 2:25 pm | #

        ‘Closet’? His job is -literally- punishing the wicked. Admittedly, he’s picking on lowhanging fruit, so he’d basically be Goblin Slayer, The Anime, The D&D Character, but still, I’m pretty sure he’d LOVE to play a Vengeance pally in 5th Ed, or an Avenger in 4th Ed, or a regular old Pally in Pathfinder/3.5e. “Wait, wait wait, you mean I can punish the people for being jerks, with -extreme- violence, and the townsfolk applaud me and I actually get credit for doing the right thing. Sweet. I’m in.”

        Yes, I’m aware that Pallies are -much- more then that, and can actually be both extremely good, and extremely bad people. I’m merely going with what I could see Krampus thinking in regards to this

  13. Thaxan
    July 31, 2019, 11:45 pm | #

    Well, now I just want to play Dungeon Flippers.
    (Honestly, I lowkey want to play every background gag game in this strip.)

  14. dr pepper
    August 1, 2019, 3:44 am | #

    It’d be cool if Krampus shapeshifted into a random gamer boy and joined the game intending to sabotage it but got caught up in the storyline.

    • Brian
      August 1, 2019, 11:34 am | #

      Who said he hasn’t done this already?

      • Raron
        August 2, 2019, 7:04 am | #

        Now I want you to do a comic just with various mythical “villians” that scare children chilling and playing dnd.

  15. Jdorr
    August 1, 2019, 9:40 am | #

    It took me longer than it should have to realize that the basket is covered by plastic and not incased in ice

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