sewer banana [soo-ur ban-an-uh] (n.): 1. an oblong, yellowish, soft fruit with a tough outer peel that is found primarily in dank underground urban areas, particularly near the commercial or high-end residential areas where non-native fruits and vegetables are more commonly available, 2. a yellow-ish, mysterious, oblong fruit sometimes found in the kitchens or refrigerators of “healthy gamers”, 3. don’t ask. Seriously, you don’t want to know.
The first thought I had upon seeing the banana was, “ok, who’s going to slip on the peel?”, because of course, Chekhov’s gun and all. Is Chekhov’s banana a thing? If not, it should be.
Just noticing that the map has the statue in the middle. Nice use of props to set the theme and the scale, and no wonder Brett’s Bossfight Sense was pinging…
It is when you work with an eraser mat, yeah. If you’re running a game with a big map and can’t fit everything on one mat, needing to draw, erase, and re-draw different rooms is pretty much a given.
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HOVER-TEXT: Seriously. Is that a sewer banana?
“Hello, I’m a bard”
That would be the wrong sort of question.
sewer banana [soo-ur ban-an-uh] (n.): 1. an oblong, yellowish, soft fruit with a tough outer peel that is found primarily in dank underground urban areas, particularly near the commercial or high-end residential areas where non-native fruits and vegetables are more commonly available, 2. a yellow-ish, mysterious, oblong fruit sometimes found in the kitchens or refrigerators of “healthy gamers”, 3. don’t ask. Seriously, you don’t want to know.
A man with appeal.
More like “Critty Critty Bang Bang”, amirite?
I would think that would imply a natural 20. It should be “Critty Critty Cough Cough Sputter”.
He’s just getting ready for the Mario Kart minigame that’s bound to happen.
The first thought I had upon seeing the banana was, “ok, who’s going to slip on the peel?”, because of course, Chekhov’s gun and all. Is Chekhov’s banana a thing? If not, it should be.
+1 for Chekhov’s banana
“Sewer Banana” opened for Bear Shit Sandwich in Point Break, ID. It did not go well for either band.
Calvis must burn calories like a fucking jet engine for him to need to snack as much as he seems to.
He seem to be always munching on a fruit. Wasn’t he eating an apple a while back? Maybe he has summon food asca cantrip.
You mean you don’t have vending machines in your dungeons too?
“Of course, m’lord! I’ve got a cunning plan!”
Banana included for scale
Eating the banana disarms your attacker.
I just assumed he’s a hyperactive hypoglycemic. A “hyper hypo.”
He stole the banana. From outside. How did he manage to reach outside and get the banana while they were this far in? He’s just that good.
Just noticing that the map has the statue in the middle. Nice use of props to set the theme and the scale, and no wonder Brett’s Bossfight Sense was pinging…
I just noticed that it looks like the GM just drew that door in. Creating the game in real time? Is that common in gaming?
It is when you work with an eraser mat, yeah. If you’re running a game with a big map and can’t fit everything on one mat, needing to draw, erase, and re-draw different rooms is pretty much a given.
Looking at the picture, again, Jeannie might just be using the pen to point out the door’s location on the geomorph.
(Does “geomorph” send any other old-timers to the wayback machine, too?)