I have no doubt that nefarious deeds such as those illustrated in today’s comic occur on a daily basis in malls across the land. For that matter you can assume that if Brett does it, I’ve at least considered it at one time or another.

Christmas is quickly approaching and I cannot wait. Our annual Christmas party is coming up on Saturday. It is always a good time to hang with buddies and share some pre-family commitment cheer. Plus we can make all of the dick jokes we want without the delicate ears of grandma around.

I am a genuine whore for the yule tide season of giving. I’m not coming at this from the baby Jesus end of things either. I’m just a guy who loves the lights, the cheer, and the act of giving gifts. If the position of Santa Claus came up for bid you can bet your sweet egg nog covered ass that I’d put my name in the hat.