Ages ago, I played a Dwarf Cleric who had Create Ale instead of Create Water. Got swallowed by a Behir abd got cut out with only a few HP left. Plopped out on the floor, still taking acid damage, he cast Create Ale and created 25 gallons of Ale in the air above him. Only he was happy to get an Ale bath.
The last campaign I ran the Dwarf Cleric found an old steel tankard with the holy symbol of his god. The tankard would fill with the best tasting ale at he holder’s will. It could also be used as a thrown weapon doing 1D6+1 damage and would return the owner’s hand at the beginning of their next round.
Im currently running a cleirc that is terrified of blood and guts. He uses a framilar to cast healing spells that require touching injures. This would make him barf lol.
I just noticed that you treat homosexual characters basically the same as a 1970’s British sitcom. Can you just let them be people, once in a while, instead of stereotypes?
I believe that part of Trevor’s character is that he deliberately plays up his campiness depending on his mood and how much he wants to screw with people.
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The inside of a graverot worm smells suspiciously like combos.
Ages ago, I played a Dwarf Cleric who had Create Ale instead of Create Water. Got swallowed by a Behir abd got cut out with only a few HP left. Plopped out on the floor, still taking acid damage, he cast Create Ale and created 25 gallons of Ale in the air above him. Only he was happy to get an Ale bath.
Reminds me of the idea I have yet to play, a Dwarf Cleric of whoever the setting’s God of Alcohol is who wields a custom-forged combat tankard.
The last campaign I ran the Dwarf Cleric found an old steel tankard with the holy symbol of his god. The tankard would fill with the best tasting ale at he holder’s will. It could also be used as a thrown weapon doing 1D6+1 damage and would return the owner’s hand at the beginning of their next round.
15 minutes pass
Brett: “Ok, time for the hard part.”
Im currently running a cleirc that is terrified of blood and guts. He uses a framilar to cast healing spells that require touching injures. This would make him barf lol.
And this was the FIRST encounter. X)
This begs the question: How does Calvis know that the ‘flavor lingers’?
Same way Dumbledore knew an All-Flavors jellybean tasted like earwax.
They make real All-Flavor Beans. I can imagine the lab coming to the company president.
“Try this booger flavor, sir.”
“Mmmm. Yeah, that’s right on. Good job. Make it so.”
” … “
I just noticed that you treat homosexual characters basically the same as a 1970’s British sitcom. Can you just let them be people, once in a while, instead of stereotypes?
I believe that part of Trevor’s character is that he deliberately plays up his campiness depending on his mood and how much he wants to screw with people.
Yeah, Trevor works it on purpose. Then there’s someone like Lee, who doesn’t work it at all, so there it is.
Which he’d know if he actually read the comic instead of strolled by looking for something to hate
Expecting people to actually read the material rather then basing it on a glance its 2019 using ignorance to be offended is what people do.
“We Regret Everything” is the name of my “I Regret Everything” tribute band