Shallow Breathing
Chapter: Season Four
People have asked what Charlie does for a living since the earliest days of d20Monkey and today, all is revealed! Charlie works under the pen name “Nigel Pierce”, an erotic fantasy audiobook author (and the reader as well) for a series of books following the sexy adventures of his heroine Chastity Valor. At this point, Charlie has 3 published audiobooks out there as Nigel Pierce.
Donnie and Trevor are the only cast members who know about Charlie’s career. What will this mean for the group if they find out? Can Donnie and Trevor keep their mouths and rampant fandom in check? Time will tell… /ominous
Is there a reason Donnie looks so similar to Donald “Childish Gambino” Glover?
Not specifically, no but I’m okay with it. I hear more comparisons to Lenny Kravitz than anything else (which was intended).
Actually it’s spelled “heroine,” unless you mean the drug. You might, considering the effect she is having on the guys.
Oop. Fixed! Thanks for the catch, Sir.
… Well, judging from past experience, I’m going to go ahead and burst into laughter at him managing to keep a secret.
Given that Trevor didn’t keep the fact that Brett is Santa secret for very long, I don’t expect him to hold on to this one for long either:
https://d20monkey.com/2012/02/09/date-night-part-five/
Didn’t he blab about Brett being a virgin one whole panel after profusely promising he’d keep the secret?
That book cover is fantastic.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OH GOOD GYGAX
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA
Anyone who says they saw this coming is a total liar. That was miles better than anything I expected. BRAVO.
That cover is MAGNIFICENT. The key necklace may be my favorite detail.
Thank you, Fred! I am pretty proud of it.
So Sam can rewrite reality, Brett is Santa Claus, and Charlie is a secret successful audio-erotica writer. I can’t wait for the revelation that Mel is really Mel-i-Sah, extradimensional energy being and Galactic Guardian of Milky Way Subsector Nine Beta, forced to occupy a power-limiting meat-shell on Earth to keep another alien imprisoned in another power-limiting meat-shell… the flesh-eating psionic squid alien and dread space pirate, Captain Grei of the Clan Brodouche.
But seriously, didn’t see that one coming. Can’t wait to see where this goes.
Quick! Someone check and see if Mel drives a Vespa.
Either that, or she’s a pop star. Either way, she’ll have some kind of cosmic-looking jewelry…
That’s an awesome way to make a living. I could see the gaming sessions taking an odd turn if the dialogue is just right.
Especially if the group decides to experiment with one of those manuals and/or settings out there that focus on sexuality. 8I
SHHHH if you listen close you can hear the clacking of keys as people start writing Chastity valor fan fiction already
This makes Charlie feel like a full blown character instead of a sidekick. Kudos.
Now THAT came out of left field! I can’t wait to see everyone’s reactions to Charlies secret fame…
Duuuude, that cover is making me all sorts of wet. You have no bloody idea how much I want that sort of erotica romance novel, how much I need that in my life. I think I just sort of fell in love with you a bit, for drawing that.
Dominant, armor wearing sex goddesses and submissive, half-naked men? You really know how to please a bisexual woman, good sir.
Really, no matter how much I keep rambling on about how this is my favouritest strip in the history of ever, I don’t think you’ll ever quite understand.
Also, can we get that cover on like, a shirt, or something, pleeeease? ‘Cause I’d buy it. I’d buy it so hard, impoverished college-student lifestyle be damned.
I am actually writing a short story featuring Chastity Valor and I plan to offer the cover as a print soon. 🙂