Obsidian Portal Caption Contest: September
This week is dedicated to bunkering down and finishing up several projects (Kickstarter commissions, freelance work, etc.) to clear out my schedule and allow time for me to build a little buffer on the next arc. I reached out to several cartoonists whose work I enjoy and thus far the comics look great. I think you’ll be happy with their take on the d20Monkeyverse.
Today brings the winner of the September Obsidian Portal Caption Contest. If you’re unfamiliar with these, I draw a comic and then you the readers caption it over in the comments section. Then, the OP staff and I choose a winner who receives fabulous prizes. It’s good fun. In fact, the fall contest is running right now so you should drop in and write an entry.
Speaking of dropping in, did you know d20Monkey has a fan page? It totally does, filled with sexy, sexy people.
To Ian’s horror, today is the day he discovered the spot where the teddy bears have their picnic
I like the tagline better than the caption included, honestly.
Damn, I’d had a lot of good ones for this one. But the moment I saw this one I’d known it was going to win anyway. xD
Also, this adds another level of amusing if you imagine the DM saying it as a not so subtle hint that whoever’s player he just threw over the cliff should get him a snack to help with that saving throw.
That’s freaking awesome.
Oh man this deserves to be a poster or something.
In my group it would be the paladin that somehow always falls in the trap or gets thrown over the cliff.
Never tease the DM for his bear collection, and especially don’t put Ozzy in to Ruxpin when he’s not looking.
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In hindsight, calling the bear a patent troll may have been a poor choice.
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I can see my house from here!
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Don’t memorize featherfall, the paladin said. Memorize magic missile, he says. That’s the last time I ever listen to a paladin!
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All I said was, “The Moai just want to cuddle,” and now I’ve got to deal with this?
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I was told the bears were wearing leather, not wielding magic.
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DON’T POKE THE BEAR.
I know this is an old strip and the caption’s already chosen. And its better than this suggestion, buti just have to put it out there.
“Heathen! You shall pay for interrupting the sacred picnic of the teddy bears!”