Obsidian Portal Caption Contest: December 2012
Chapter: Season Three
It’s December and it’s time for a new caption contest over at Obsidian Portal! The winner will have their entry posted here, gain 3 months of Ascendant time and get some Obsidian Portal schwag! They’ll also be receive a very special holiday card from Obsidian Portal and a 20$ gift card to spend at amazon.com for some new years loot! Aaaaaaand just because I love Christmas, I’ll throw in a free t-shirt from the d20monkey store for the winner as well.
>>>>HERE IS THE LINK TO THE CONTEST. CAPTION AWAY!<<<<<
UDPATE: I should have mentioned, place your comments on the Obsidian Portal page. If you dropped an entry below, don’t sweat it. I’ll make sure the OP guys see them but just to keep it simple, drop any additional entries over there. Thanks!
“ummm i dont want as many toys as the kid in front of us.” “Clothes will be just fine Mr Santa Sir”
And with growing horror, Timmy realized, perhaps his brother and sister were right, perhaps they could go visit Santa Claus -next- year.
Alternatively: “Nightmare before Christmas, I do not believe this is how it is supposed to be done”
I just read all your comics over the span of a few hours. You gents have a new fan 😀
For even more respect, there is no “gents”. Just one guy, and a labour of love!
Thank you, Jin!
As ve4grm mentioned, this is a one-man show and it always make me happy to hear when someone discovers the comic and enjoys it.
The first comic hooked me. I, too, have rolled a bad bard hahaha
Even with the money they saved by not needing a full suit, management was beginning to think this new Santa might not be working out.
Whoops. I guess I should repost that on the OP site.
One eye sees you when you’re sleeping, one eye knows when you’re awake, one eye casts ray of disintegration- so be good for goodness sakes!
Behold-Santa! New and Improved! You never know which eye watches you, it might just be a disintegration even Vader wouldn’t approve!
Since he doesn’t have a lap to sit on, I’ll just pee myself right here thank you.
Boy: Whatever you do, DON’T pull on his beard!
Girl: Um . . . nice Santa? He still does nice, right Daddy?
Boy: “Um… I think I’m going to see the Santa at the other mall.”
Girl: “Uh… I think I’m lighting a menorah this year…”
He was on the naughty list. Next in line?
Christmas is in the eye of the beholder.
The new Santa found out hat he could easily keep an eye on who was naughty, and an eye on who was nice. And had plenty of eyes left over.
boy on left: You first… I’m gonna hold my action.
Girl on left: At least I saved vs being on the Naughty List
NEW for the D&D Next Playtest: the Clause-Tyrant
I showed it to my 2 year old niece and she said “He’s not very nice.”
Any chance at all we could get a wallpaper out of that?
“…and the naughty boys and girls shall receive the elf of disintegration!”
Boy: What’s wrong with Santa?
Girl: We ate his milk and cookies last year, remember?
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t29/sleepingdragon_photo/BeholderXmas_zps31c55844.jpg
I’m loving this comic so far! I’ve read up to this point over the past few days and it’s awesome. I just really hope the Brett Klaus storyline, and Boner Fairy, and other “not like our reality” parts of the comic don’t turn out to be a dream sequence or “and it was ALL a RPG” mess.