No Context Theatre: August 2015
Chapter: Season Six
The traditional palette cleanser between story arcs: No Context Theatre
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HOVER-TEXT: COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Not surprised sec their logo looks like girlparts
No context theater never ceases to surprise me.
“Follow my ssssnake into battle!”
“More like a worm.”
“What wasssss that, Dessssstro?”
“Uh….COBRAAAAAAA!”
“Naked Snake has never been taken to this level till now”
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
That is not Solid Snake.
please oh please can I use that as my facebook photo?
You sure can!
Eww!
WITNESS ME, BROTHERS!
They all wear blue, and yell “Cobra-la-la-la-la”. Thanks, you just broke my childhood.
Oh thank goodness, I was afraid I was the only one saying “Cobra-la-la-la-la!” after reading the comic. Everyone is looking at me weird. My family. No culture.
Who knew he had a helmet on his head to match the helmet on his head?
Rock out with your cobra out.
Finally, he thought to himself, finally we have taken down Joe and his awful team.
It took years and years, who thought a few bullets would do the job.
Thank the Cobras that they were never smart enough to try that themselves.
I shouldnt but I will not be denied my victory celebration. I will teabag each and every one of them.
-An excerpt from the journal of our new overlord, Cobra Commander.
Looks like he’s going Cobra Commando……
Huh? Huh? Commando?
………………. I’m sorry.
I’m sorry too… that I didn’t think of it first.
You sir are inspiring. that was genius.
Also, I’ve always wondered: do you draw the original uncensored and then pixelate it, or do you draw things like this pre-censored?
looks like CeeCee’s been watching Stormshadow’s copy of Kekko Kamen again…
So that’s what the Commander’s cobra looks like.
Fail Nobra.
“You think I care? Everything was insured!”
Welp, reset ye olde “Days since last pixelated dick” counter to zero.
The site should totally have one of those. Or “Days since last dick joke” – I’m not picky. It’d be trivial to do.
The Commander is just introducing the newest member of Cobra: Trouser Snake!
… You will never hate me more than I hate myself for making that joke.
Genius. that was hilarious.
MY NAME IS NOW TROUSER SNAKE!
La – La – La