Guest Comic from John Wigger of Zombie Roomie
“Small husky”. Damn.
Today’s awkward Mel guest comic comes from John Wigger, the creator of Zombie Roomie. If you’ve read d20Monkey for a while, you’ll recognize John and ZR as his name and comic have appeared before. We’ve even started threading a few crossover points in our character histories (which is always fun). John is a super nice guy and incredibly talented. I especially like to look back at the first comics Zombie Roomie comics, seeing how far we have both come along artistically, defining our styles, our storytelling, etc. If you have a few minutes give John and Zombie Roomie your time. You’ll be glad you did.
Hey the d20Monkey Clearance Sale is still rolling! If you are so inclined, help me clear out some of the items going away to make room for new things soon. (Spoiler: I am doing a Cthulhu shirt)
Buying condoms is always awkward. Buying them from someone you know? Especially someone from whom you had a crush? I can only image how pants-wettingly terrifying that must be.
Oh, I don’t know…might be a certain satisfaction in saying, yeah, I’m getting some. And from somewhere else, not you, you harpy.
The only time I ever found it embarrassing was when the person behind the counter was the woman who used to babysit for me, but apart form that it never bothered me.
Never really been awkward for me, outside of my first time buying them, and only because of the “You’re probably how old?” look the cashier gave me.
Now, pregnancy tests? ALWAYS. Only had to do it twice(Both times with the same woman who came with both times), but both times.. We ran into either members of her family, or people they knew.. Even at 4AM..
I’ll take a box of Magnums… and a bag of rubber bands… 🙂
And this is why Walgreens doesn’t sell condoms Over the Counter. It’s in the Family Planning Section, near the baby goods and feminine products. Pick whatever ones you want.
Poor Mel the only one not getting any it seems.
I knew this was the guy who did Zombie Roomie even before the description… that art style. :3
Plus I read his comic lol.
The mark of being an adult is when you can buy condoms without embarrassment. Always funnier when you can make the cashier feel awkward. When I still lived in a horribly Christian conservative town, my (at the time) girlfriend’s best friend and I would hold hands while buying my condoms from the notoriously homophobic checkers.
I’ve never been embarrassed, when it comes to sex. The closest I’ve come to being embarrassed is just after my motorcycle crash. Ma had to bring my travel shaving kit to the ICU.
She showed up with the kit when a few friends were visiting me. Then proceeded taking the contents out of the travel kit and I hear her shriek “OMG magnums!”. All I could do was shake my head…
In deepest voice: “I’ll take a box of super-magnum extra-longs please… and, uh, a box of those little caterpillar-sized ones for m- uh – my little brother.”
I have closets full of unopened magnum condoms. Damnit!
The first “magnum” line confused me, I thought they were talking about ice cream and didn’t understood the comic at all before reading the comments. Then again English isn’t my first language and I’ve never bought condoms.
She’s actually working the tobacco counter, they’re just doing this to mess with her…
My dad use to tell me he had to buy his from his best friend’s mom. “yes id like the xtra large pack Mrs. G…”
Sam’s face is so cute and priceless!
Wait…why do Trevor and Donnie need condoms?
Well you see when two men love each other, and are feeling in the mood, one will stick his wang in the others rear end. Even with the best cleaning of that hole, there can still be diseases and such from unprotected sex. It is recommended that all anal sex should use a condom, regardless of man or woman. Add to that the chance of STD/I’s that condoms can prevent, condoms aren’t just for straight people but are for anyone with a wang wanting to have safe sex.