Hey, it might work. There is no GM nor rule book to tell him whether or not such a sadness driven gambit will work. It’s like running into a living vine in a D&D game and throwing a fireball at it to see whether or not it will burn.
Spoilers, it won’t burn because your GM is an evil evil man who hates fun and knows the only offensive spells you’ve prepped are of the fire variety.
No if he was truly evil he would have a flammable slime that the vine lives off of so when he sets the fireball off it takes out the entire dungeon with the party in it…..
Perhaps with most players, but not myself, I’d be quite happy with that. I once took out myself and the entire rest of the party and the dungeon full of minotaurs and clerics. One of my favorite tabletop moments. 🙂 Oh Burn, you were best goblin. Before that he had survived blowing himself, a couple dogs, and half a landlocked boat, he and the rest of the party were on it, up with alchemist’s fire, bombs, and a bunch of fireworks.
The one I had growing up was as big as a normal floor and had it’s own bedroom.
Mind you the one I have now is just some planks over exposed insulation -.-;
1: What’s in the mom’s stuff box? Have we met Sam’s mom (or have been told about her before) and I’m just forgetting? I don’t think we have….but I may be wrong.
2: How many pogs are in the pogs box and is there an Alf pog?
The ONLY reason my tree doesn’t go up before T.Hanks Giving is because we need the space for the family that comes over. It goes up the next day son! Love me the Holidays.
For a moment I thought one of his boxes read “Pogosticks.” I was about to be excited.
That said, I’m honestly not a huge Christmas fan myself. I celebrate it with the bare minimum requirements. We don’t even pass presents around at my house, usually because we need that money for other things, but we buy each other things throughout the year instead.
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HOVER-TEXT: No turkey before tinsel is also works as a deterrent for unprotected sexy times on Thanksgiving.
Grown-ass man or grown ass-man?
Man who grows Asses!
sometimes referred to as bakers.
As a bonus, we can put 4 asses on that turkey for you if you like?
You asked for a Grown Ass-Man and LFG delivers
http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/814/
As a man of advanced age, I will tell you that they are pretty much interchangeable.
Hey, it might work. There is no GM nor rule book to tell him whether or not such a sadness driven gambit will work. It’s like running into a living vine in a D&D game and throwing a fireball at it to see whether or not it will burn.
Spoilers, it won’t burn because your GM is an evil evil man who hates fun and knows the only offensive spells you’ve prepped are of the fire variety.
No if he was truly evil he would have a flammable slime that the vine lives off of so when he sets the fireball off it takes out the entire dungeon with the party in it…..
I think that would be an INflamable slime(not to be confused with an UNflamable slime)
Both words are correct (flammable and inflammable), and oddly enough have the same meaning.
Perhaps with most players, but not myself, I’d be quite happy with that. I once took out myself and the entire rest of the party and the dungeon full of minotaurs and clerics. One of my favorite tabletop moments. 🙂 Oh Burn, you were best goblin. Before that he had survived blowing himself, a couple dogs, and half a landlocked boat, he and the rest of the party were on it, up with alchemist’s fire, bombs, and a bunch of fireworks.
Kale, you may want to reconsider where in the sentence you join up “blowing” with “up”. Sounds like your goblin had some mad skillz…
(Sorry about the thread rez = I’ve been out way too long, playing catch-up now.)
Alright Brian, I’m dying to know: which (insert string of genres and/or musicians here) band of yours is Grown Ass Man?
This is making me very uncomfortable, knowing Brian’s history.
Brian or Sam?
Please don’t “Patterson” Sam’s knee.
Why does everyone in the movies and comics have such gigantic attic spaces? Mine has about a three foot ceiling at its highest.
The one I had growing up was as big as a normal floor and had it’s own bedroom.
Mind you the one I have now is just some planks over exposed insulation -.-;
Poor Sam. I hope Brett can come back, he needs some consistency.
Grown Ass Man reminds me of a Key & Peele bit some episodes ago
Two things I want to know.
1: What’s in the mom’s stuff box? Have we met Sam’s mom (or have been told about her before) and I’m just forgetting? I don’t think we have….but I may be wrong.
2: How many pogs are in the pogs box and is there an Alf pog?
Sam’s mother is a bible-thumper that wants him to quit playing Satan’s game, if I recall.
Wait, what? With Pops?!?
…If true, why the hell don’t I remember that?
The ONLY reason my tree doesn’t go up before T.Hanks Giving is because we need the space for the family that comes over. It goes up the next day son! Love me the Holidays.
For a moment I thought one of his boxes read “Pogosticks.” I was about to be excited.
That said, I’m honestly not a huge Christmas fan myself. I celebrate it with the bare minimum requirements. We don’t even pass presents around at my house, usually because we need that money for other things, but we buy each other things throughout the year instead.
I would enjoy Christmas more if I weren’t burnt out from exposure between “Back to School” season in August and the day before Valentine’s day.