Emoticons, Sam. Emoticons.
Chapter: Season Nine
These Fields Won’t Plow Theirselves – Summer 2019. Get ready to plant your seed.
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These Fields Won’t Plow Theirselves – Summer 2019. Get ready to plant your seed.
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Malkazid kill me now, this I the problem with having to deal with stupid or immature people.
I rescind this statement after seeing 2 pages from now
Oh man! They have the Ettin boobs release! I’ve been hunting for the legendary “Huge tracts of land” cards.
Eh… It’s rare and powerful, but I prefer the Titanic Melons card. Lower cost, so much easier to whip out onto the table. Combine with That Ain’t Maple Syrup and a Brassiere Of The Ancient Redwoods, and you’re stomping your opponent.
Don’t even bother with Just Foil. It’s a rip off.
I forget, did Udder Nonsense get reprinted in that set or no?
It was a convention promo exclusive, along with Mayhammaries and Hairy Sweater Puppies, so they’re waiting a year on the reprints. They’ll have new art, so the original ones will have collection value.
Honestly hope they keep Bessie/Gladys for the Udder Nonsense reprint. The world needs more cute Minotaur/Ettin hybrids in daisy dukes.
This needs a health warning due to laughter caused asthma attacks.
“Ettin Boobs”?
It’s a fun little CCG that arose from a recurring argument as to whether or not ettin females have two or three breasts. There wasn’t any hope of consensus, so they monetized it.
Goddamn did I miss Pops.
Love it.
CtDtACINF was a phenomenon in KS back in the day.
Jizz is great and all but have you tried Rito Nados? ∇
I lament nearly daily that I cannot make Rito Nados with the stock emoji palette. ï¸ is the closest I can come, because corn is as close as I can get to a tortilla and thus a Dorito.
I love the little details of the different varieties of card packs and board games.
i don’t know what War Cats is but i’m intrigued by the idea of more of them
Is that a home for d20’s? So that people who need one can grab one and if you’ve got one you don’t want anymore you can give it a home instead of putting it in the freezer?! THAT’S GENIUS!
Tell me more about putting dice in the freezer…
Some dice roll better when they’re cold (as we saw with gloomy/edgelord/depressed-pissed off Sam GM-ing back in the day)
Also, that can be a term for just putting something in storage with little or no intent to bring it back out (which is probably what the intent was, but I couldn’t resist a callback to that moment of that arc from years past)
Also, you can gather your other dice around the now frozen offending die in a circle, and then smash that die with a hammer so that the remaining dice know the price of failure…
I’m more of a “Dragon Drive Thru” fan. “One double Village Panic with extra Fries, coming up!”
Are those packages of condoms on the shelves? He could use some right now. 😀
Got my first Not A Flip Phone some months ago (get off my lawn). I’m quite enjoying some features, and firmly ignoring other ones. Emoticons are one of them. Those things that put dog faces on people are another.
A proposed dick move by Pops to counter Lee’s dick move with Sam about to be stuck in the middle.
Yeah… This has “Migraine to the power of N” written all over it.
$5 in bragging rights says this ends with Sam going off on both after several panels of Pops and Lee arguing. Sam tells them both to f***-off until they work out their issues.The Pigeon says something inappropriate at the wrong time afterwards causing Lee to fire him; something he’s been considering as Philly-boy has been starting to alienate gamers (aka, paying customers) by being his usual douchy-self, and Dallas, who happens to be walking by on her lunch break to eat with her new beau, sees the pigeon get ejected from the Game Haus and starts laughing.
The Pigeon threatens Dallas in some way; up to the point on laying a hand on her. And this is where we learn that Darlene “Dallas” Noble just got her Purple belt (usually one step below Black) in Parker Kenpo (yes, it’s real).
Yes? No?
Still shipping Trevor and Lee, it would explane who Trevor was texting when they tried the supers game the frist time. And it would be cool drama and developement opertunitys for mulitable pepole in the comic.
Ah good to see that he is a firm believer in the Great Cuthulu.
Just be Aware of the People that will come to you and for some reason try to burn your books (and stuff)
Parents learning how to emoji is the main cause to convert to great Cthulhu and speed up the end of all things.
The “Dad is super mad” bit on the box may have been a warning from the future when he ordered in some of whatever is in that box… 😉
Also this reminds me of why I’m happy my dad doesn’t know how to use a smartphone!
This is why you don’t fuck around with Pops.
On a side-note, I will take as MANY Ettin Boobs packs as you’re allowed to sell me in one go.
I have the feeling Sam is praying to the Big C due to the fact pops joined the 21st century and discovered emojis not the upcoming conflict between the three of them.