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The Former must have been like a kick to the dick.
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  1. Brian
    November 2, 2015, 7:31 pm | #

    HOVER-TEXT: The Former must have been like a kick to the dick.

    • MrJeff
      November 3, 2015, 9:47 am | #

      Well, He would be high on my ‘people that need a kick to the jingles’ list….

  2. Stephen
    November 2, 2015, 7:53 pm | #

    I totally just read the purple text in the voice of Orson Wells from the animated transformers movie.

    • Veinexes
      November 3, 2015, 3:37 am | #

      I have summoned you here for a purpose…

      No one summons Clive Delhoop!

      Then it pleases me to be the first…

      • Josh
        November 3, 2015, 5:41 pm | #

        Shit, I read that in his voice.

        • Stephen
          November 3, 2015, 5:57 pm | #

          Me too, it was glorious!

    • Da Amron
      November 4, 2015, 7:58 pm | #

      yarrr..what these gents have said. i was about to make an ultra magnus joke (regarding Jeanie and the passing of the campaign notes/Matrix). but then i saw this. and it was like ‘all is well with the humor’

  3. Mike D
    November 2, 2015, 8:13 pm | #

    Higgins has a dick?

    • Therazan
      November 3, 2015, 10:44 am | #

      He is one, kick wherever you want.

  4. Gary
    November 2, 2015, 9:06 pm | #

    Is that a shadowy cave or a giant raisin?

    • Kyle Voltti
      November 3, 2015, 9:45 am | #

      giant stony bunghole? dud eat some fibre

    • TB
      November 5, 2015, 1:37 pm | #

      “Great Turd of the Galaxy?”

  5. Henry Edwards
    November 2, 2015, 10:15 pm | #

    WAIT IS THIS THE CHRISTMAS ARC?!?!
    I’m so excited

    • Guy
      November 5, 2015, 10:16 am | #

      *christmas caroler voice*
      IT’S THAT TIME OF YEEEAR

  6. joejoe
    November 2, 2015, 10:38 pm | #

    The repetition of his title was because the formless voice was still reading through his CV.

  7. Thunder_God_Slice
    November 2, 2015, 11:45 pm | #

    …
    Shit.

    • Thunder_God_Slice
      November 2, 2015, 11:47 pm | #

      Should clarify, that’s a “Something bad is about to happen” term, not a declaration of the comic’s quality (please put that flaming pitchfork away)

      • James Bryant
        November 3, 2015, 2:38 am | #

        I totally read it that way, but it’s good you clarified.

  8. Porthos9438
    November 3, 2015, 2:38 am | #

    Yay!!!!! Looks like Jeanie will, still get her chance to kick Clive in the dick!!!

  9. Jim
    November 3, 2015, 7:54 am | #

    I like how you’re stretching your art some here. Keep it up!

  10. Animus
    November 3, 2015, 8:05 am | #

    Oh look! Shithead is back!

  11. Ian
    November 3, 2015, 9:02 am | #

    This might be a bit of a shot in the dark, but here’s what I’m thinking:

    We never actually found out what the deal was with Dove, Dallas, and Mysterious Limousine Person at the end of the Dungeon Run arc last year. It doesn’t seem particularly likely they would get tangled up in the Christmas/supernatural side of the story, but anything’s possible…

  12. Dominic
    November 3, 2015, 9:35 am | #

    … untz-untz-untz…

    • Sean
      November 3, 2015, 8:20 pm | #

      Eat a dick Higgins

  13. Arious
    November 3, 2015, 12:04 pm | #

    Yep, its the next Christmas and Santa setup…

  14. ShadowbladeXIII
    November 3, 2015, 12:12 pm | #

    So a dark Door with mysterious purple text address him…and then reminds him he’s not a steward of winter. this new ambiguous figure seems to have a sense of humor. I wonder whom it might be? Perhaps something evil? perhaps someone who mastered the darkness who want to just screw with him. I dunno. All I know is that the visual opening for this, intentional or not, is as dramatic as it is funny to look at.

  15. Stephen
    November 3, 2015, 5:56 pm | #

    Me too, it was glorious!

  16. Harr0wed
    November 3, 2015, 6:36 pm | #

    Klaus?

  17. Ryan M
    November 3, 2015, 10:53 pm | #

    Ah distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, as each seperate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor… eagerly I wished the next comic…

  18. Ian
    November 4, 2015, 1:51 pm | #

    Just saw the blog post about the GoFundMe – great to hear! I missed the announcement, but otherwise, I would definitely have chipped in 🙂

  19. Gunther Darkblade
    November 4, 2015, 3:27 pm | #

    Is this really the start to another Christmas arc? ugh… I appreciate the fact that last March’s Christmas arc was something personally important to you, but come-on man. It’s not even Thanksgiving. Not to mention we’re still recovering from the 2 month long Christmas arc you did before. What ever happened to this comic being about D&D games and dice rolling?

    • Brian
      November 4, 2015, 3:35 pm | #

      “Still recovering” made me laugh.

      Gunther, if you are not happy with the stories I am telling there is nothing I can do about that. I tell the stories I want to tell, gaming-related or otherwise.

  20. Gunther Darkblade
    November 4, 2015, 3:46 pm | #

    I agree Brian, nor am I particularly telling you what to do straight up. I was simply commenting on the fact that for a comic called d20 monkey, it seems to focus a lot on non RPG christmas events. I will more than likely continue to support your work, since in the past I’ve really enjoyed it and still do enjoy your art work, just disappointed to see a Christmas arc starting again so soon after you finished the last one and so early in the holiday months. *shrugs*

    • Brian
      November 4, 2015, 3:50 pm | #

      NOW KISS!

      Shit… that doesn’t work when I am involved…

      I’ll say this: Keep reading and trust me.

    • Ian
      November 4, 2015, 4:30 pm | #

      I definitely see where you’re coming from, but we DID just come off two arcs that were both pretty lengthy and focused heavily on the RPG side of things…

      (Also, bear in mind that we lost a month of comics back in May, when Brian’s computer rolled over. So, I’m guessing that cut into everything a little bit.)

      • J-Rod
        November 5, 2015, 3:53 pm | #

        I agree with you about the lengthiness of the last arc, but the RPG-side of things has just not been there. That one was more heavily focused on Sam’s depression and stepping down as DM. Nothing wrong with that, but again the dice rolling was very lacking. Then there was the Karthun arc, which was just short. An awesome campaign backstory was set up that got me all hyped, and then a couple pages after they actually got started into the campaign bam! TPK. Been very lacking in the D20 aspect of things. . . I miss the good ol’ days when it was primarily them sitting around the table playing. I appreciate the character development, I really do, but this has turned from a quirky, funny comic into a somewhat serious drama.

  21. TB
    November 5, 2015, 1:36 pm | #

    Okay, I got faked out on who this was. But hey, his nose IS a different shape now.

    https://d20monkey.com/comic/the-king-has-spoken/

    • Brian
      November 5, 2015, 3:41 pm | #

      It is indeed. Sorry for the fake out but I have been working on tweaking how I draw the elves of the d20Monkeyverse. I didn’t want to spoil his identity early when you noticed it, but very good eye! I respect that attention to detail.

  22. Trichon
    November 5, 2015, 2:49 pm | #

    My favorite time of year. Time for another D20 Monkey Christmas. My body is ready

  23. reddir
    June 8, 2017, 9:52 pm | #

    Wow, this was great. Not only was I stunned to find out who it was, but the artwork is awesome – the size and majesty of it are undeniable.

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