Filthy
Chapter: Season Four
I originally planned to split this into Friday and Monday’s comics, but I like you guys so I’m posting both today.
I guess this Sam and Amy thing is about to get real, huh?
Hey there is a new Obsidian Portal Caption Contest happening right now! Go forth and caption!
Also, I appear on the latest episode of the Gamer’s Tavern podcast this week where we had a lovely time discussing horror-themes in RPGs
Awe yeah!
His reaction, there is no price that can be put on it.
Oddly enough, in that moment, the only sound he can hear is old-timey television static crackling in his head as virtually every logic process contained therein is brought to a crashing halt. Every sense he possesses is now focused about eight feet forward of him. A bus could drive into the window behind him and he would never notice until after she did.
hehehe he reminds me of a deer caught in headlights
You could call them that, yes.
Not a surprise. As above, so below. And, as she was suggesting sex IN the parking lot the other night…
I don’t think I’ve ever been so jealous of a fictional character before.
You speak my thoughts, sir.
Okay, seriously Brian, are you stealing my memories for this? I’ve, uh, been in this exact same situation, minus the mud. Certainly an eye opening moment…
I laughed so loud when I read Sam’s comment that I startled my pet bunny!
Whoa.
Just…whoa. Let’s see if Trevor planned for THIS…
Sam: *Puts hands in pockets nervously, huffs in frustration* I don’t think we should do this, I don’t even have a…wait… *sifts hand through a pocket, pulls out a small, airtight sealed plastic packet, then smiles* Never mind…we’re good.
I’d bet good money that Amy has condoms she bought this week. Couple different sizes, latex and non-latex. She’s a smart girl and she knows what she wants. 😉
Also…pierced O_o
I wonder what would happen to Trevor if Sam got something ELSE on that vest. (Hint Hint)
Stains is stains. Dry cleaners have seen it all. 😀
Yes… this comic is suggestive as well as informative!
~~~The More You Know~~~
And you figure the clothes were in need of dry cleaning anyway, why not have them wrinkled at the foot of the bed as well.
I love the strips where nothing but Sam’s eyes move.
It’s remarkable how much information is transmitted in this comic with eye movements of fractions of an inch.
I have, alas, never had the experience of having a voluptuous cutie stand in front of me clad in nothing but glasses.
Needs more Cthulhu hat.
rejected
“I guess this Sam and Amy thing is about to get real, huh?”
‘Get’ real? Don’t you mean ‘got’ real…?
It’s funny but weird. She’s “filthy”, but doesn’t seem to have a speck of mud on her.
Look closer. It’s in some of her hair and on her front.
Am I the only one that think that Amy looks completely different when she’s naked? What I mean is, if you took away the dialogue, glasses, and the fact that Sam would most likely have the shit slapped out of him, that could be an altogether different woman. Her breasts look much larger than Amy’s breasts look in all of her other appearances, as well as her ass. Her curves are much more curvy, and even her hair has received a ultra-femme reboot.
That’s called “Brian doesn’t draw many back shots but needs to do more of them”. I do the best I can and every comic is a learning experience. Sorry this ruined it for you, maybe?
I totally agree, her usually geeky dress, and the cthulhu hat do a great job of hiding what is clearly an incredibly awesome body underneath. I am totally going to have to look harder at some chicks at Gencon next year!
bras are constrictive… and squeeze big ..things.. in to a confined space.
Most bra’s actually make the breasts of the wearer look larger, as they appear add mass to the lumps of flesh underneath them.
it depends. I know many girls who wear bras designed to make them look smaller. As opposed to the padded wonders that do the opposite. It’s a different kind of false advertising, one I prefer to think of as a “pleasant surprise”.
it’s cool how amy was able to set it up to rain and then they get hit with mud…. clearly all part of her plans 🙂
clearly. I would love to see a cut scene where a friend of Amy’s was driving a mud covered vehicle, while looking back in the rearview mirror, saying “Get him girl.”
That totally needs to happen 1 year into their ship in a flashback. A how we got together themed flashback.
“And that, Kid’s, is how I met your Mother.” XD
*readies War Hammer of Enlightenment for anyone that shames Amy for knowing what she wants and going for it on the first date*
*Counters with Buckler of Chastity and Vorpal Blade of Honorable Behavior +1*
It’s a little soon, really.
Not really. It’s a matter of personal preference.
Well, it’s certainly her call to make, regardless. I maintain it’s too soon.
Yeah, my wife and I had sex on our first date, and we’ve been together for six years.
DM is rolling for a random encounter with an Roaming Awkward.
Oh dear.
(also, its me, or she looks taller than in the previous page?)
I’m trying some new things with camera angles.
I like it. Camera angle from below implies power, strength, superiority, and/or the dominant character in the scene.
Translation: “I really wanted to get a bit more cheek into the shot.”
🙂
(The three panel pause is ace, by the way.)
You don’t know me! 🙂
(okay maybe…)
Bow-chika-wow-wow
Simply awesome!!!
It’s nice to see some Oglaf making its way into D20 Monkey 🙂
Full frontal!
Full frontal nerdity…
Nice!
It’s alwayse nice to find another oglaf reader. I love their stories and art, I also love trolling my friends with some of their comics. 🙂
I love that comic. I have some friends who love yelling out “Blood And Thunder!” and she yells back, “Victory At Sea!!”
If you’ve read it, you’ll get it.
So I guess some black panels with speech bubbles or word balloons coming up!
Poor Sam. I can hear the gears in his brain squealing and grinding from here. 🙂
I have decided I really like Amy and her aggressive approach. The world could use more girls like her (my fiancee was the one to first ask ME out, for example).
“Pierced”, hahahahahahaha.
cheers,
Phil
Love the look on Sam’s face, and you can’t blame him. All the blood has left his brain and gone elsewhere.
Amy may have help snap him back to reality.
BTW Brian if you cut to the rest of the gang after these panels you’ll likely have to censor all of the comments.
In the words of Michael Palin, “You lucky, lucky, lucky bastard!”
Um, it could be the new camera angle you are trying out… but just how far down is Sam’s gaze locked???
BTW, I like the angles, and the back shot. Your courage to experiment in art and story is a big part of what draws a lot of us readers to your comic. That, and the great quality to begin with!
It pretty much stopped at “pierced,” I believe.
I believe she was trying to determine whether it was the navel or a bit lower.
Only the navel?
But I’m stuck at the same problem…
watch his eyes Carefully. Lower.
I probably would have said something like “Wow thats a lot of hardware!” OOORRR… “Hold on Amy my brain is still processing what im seeing… 97%… 98%… 99%…. 99%… Dammit its stuck… this always… oh wait, 100% OK GOOD TO GO! *Smoochy sounds*”
A quick note to all those piping up with something along the lines of “I don’t think you’ve drawn naked Amy right.” Shhhhhhh! Last thing you want to do is convince an artist he shouldn’t be drawing naked people!
What about convincing an artist he needs more practice drawing naked people?
As long as he doesn’t slime himself.
“Well… that escalated quickly…”
Looking forward to seeing where it goes. Sam has thus far not proven to be smooth .
Go get your geek on.
There’s a very obvious follow-up to that sentence, but there’s no way to deliver that line without getting slapped with an NC-17 rating…
I noticed his eyes get smaller when the full gravity of his blinding luck with this girl is fully realized.
Wow! The girl knows what she wants and goes for it!
I sorta want to know what Amy was going to say as when Sam said “pierced”
I sorta hope it was “See anything you like”, or “So are these the Droids you were looking for?” maybe even “Sam, you in there?”
so who thinks Sam is going to go White Knight, and tell her he’s not ready for an intimate encounter, and end up hurting her Ego…
and who thinks Sam is going to smile, ask for a towel, and begin striping off Trevor’s clothes
That’s why I think it’s great to see what happens next. Sam could do either. I don’t think her ego would be hurt though.
Do Blondes really have more fun?
Pierced is funny, though I might have gone with “parsing…”