Actuallly depending on the GM. Or as I prefer to say, DM, Bugbears eat their victims whole, much like Graboids from the Tremors movies, I say this specifically to reference Tremors 3, here in Bert Gummer is swallowed whole by a Graboid and they cut him out before he can suffocate with a chainsaw…
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HOVER-TEXT: Ooooooooooo THAT SMELL! CAN’T YOU SMELL THAT SMELL?!
And now that song is stuck in my head.
THE SMELL OF DEATH SURROUNDS YOUUUUU!
Really??? Really Brian?? You went there??
*goes and buys more antiperspirant*
Maybe some TP too?
don’t you mean antiASSperant?
Does she mean that literally or figuratively?
Yes.
Hah!
“Smells like (…) butthole” > “I’ve seen some shit”
… And apparently smelled some too.
LOL !
Dammit Patterson! You nearly killed me with laughter. Its the haunted expression in the last panel that does it. Good job.
If you smmmmeeeeellllll….what Karthun is cookin’!
Actuallly depending on the GM. Or as I prefer to say, DM, Bugbears eat their victims whole, much like Graboids from the Tremors movies, I say this specifically to reference Tremors 3, here in Bert Gummer is swallowed whole by a Graboid and they cut him out before he can suffocate with a chainsaw…
I don’t think they normally swallow prey whole, he was lucky enough to be swallowed inside a steel barrel IIRC.
Fun fact: due to a quirk of their hybrid biology, owlbears possess both an anus and a cloaca, using whichever they feel like at the moment.
No matter how much I shake my head, That image won’t come out!
Other fun facts:
Owlbears shit in the woods, but only at night.
They also cough up owl pellets the size of bowling balls, which they throw with devastating accuracy.
Heh…love her eyes in the last panel!
Damn, I wish I could think of somiehtng smart like that!