“I love how the rock elegantly covers his aforementioned sack. Very polite, very nice. The angles of the stonecutting seem expertly done, but I can’t help but ask, was the sculptor’s purpose to focus on the hammer or the fist? This whole thing says, “Dinnertime” to me.” –my rogue character, “Jack the leg,” delivering yet another inappropriately-timed art criticism.
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HOVER-TEXT: You know dusting that thing is a biiiiiiiiiitch.
It’s self-dusting. Just turn the fist torches up to 12 for a few minutes and the whole room is ash-ey fresh.
Unlike “This is Spinal Tap” on IMDB, fist torches only go up to 10.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088258/
There is a old Chuck Norris Joke:
“When Chuck Norris goes swimming he does not get wet. Instead the water becomes Chuck Norris.”
Propably works the same way with dust/dirt and this statue.
No dusting necessary. Dust is afraid to land on it.
This is why god invented Prestidigitation.
*boop* you’re clean now.
That’s a hell of a front entry way.
“Just lay the portable hole out in front and get in back and start pushing”
He’s rocking some sick air guitar!
Wonder what tune he’s shredding?
Probably Stairway.
That’s one big ballsack. Can’t even see his legs.
I can’t help but feel like that statue is Sam since he created Karthun.
Now to wait from the Hammer to Drop….
Errr For the Hammer…sigh…
Like Rodin’s statue of Balzac, except with hammers, fire, and buffness.
According to BlackASP, this is (unknown)’s statue of Ballsack.
LoL I don’t know why but BlackASP’s comment made me laugh, like a lot…hard!
Deknar’s ballsack kilt…
Beautiful page as always Brian
Epic!
Playing some sweet ass air guitar
“I love how the rock elegantly covers his aforementioned sack. Very polite, very nice. The angles of the stonecutting seem expertly done, but I can’t help but ask, was the sculptor’s purpose to focus on the hammer or the fist? This whole thing says, “Dinnertime” to me.” –my rogue character, “Jack the leg,” delivering yet another inappropriately-timed art criticism.
I really hope that’s not the thing they’re attempting to steal.
There’s a hammer and chisel lying by the door. You have to finish the statue to get to the next level.
Crap! I’m caught up now! No more binge reading.
Huh. That looks like a bit like the father of that one character from the tpk…