The Collision
Chapter: Season Ten
Characters: Officer Clark, Urlson
Officer Clark isn’t here to play footsie.
Filling out that report later is going to be a hell of a thing, though.
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Officer Clark isn’t here to play footsie.
Filling out that report later is going to be a hell of a thing, though.
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“Encountered suspect causing damage with one injured civilian. The officer’s sidearm was deemed possibly ineffective against the large criminal. The officer jumped assigned motorbike and caused it to slam into same criminal. Requesting assignment of new motorbike and issuance of a larger sidearm.”
Even if she was wearing a body cam, I don’t think her higher-ups would believe it. Although if she manages to pull Santa’s arse out of the fire, I know who’s getting some big presents under her tree!
I’ll be surprised if her presents didn’t also include a 1100cc cruiser or chopper motorbike if she does pull it off!
Plus a job as head of security for the North Pole
Screw that she’s getting herself the full Judge Dredd package armored hover bike and variable ammo sidearm
“Denied.
Please also file ‘Form 6a: Use of Force Incident Report’, ‘Form 6a, Addendum A: Justification for Use of Force’, and ‘Form 6a, Addendum B: Mitigations and Considered Alternative Actions before Use detailed in Form 6a was executed.
Pay will also be docked in incremental amounts, effective immediately, to recompense for loss and destruction of public property unless:
-for property value less than $500: Form 56a is filled out and approved by Section Head,
-for property value between $500 and $1000: Form 56b is filled out and approved by Section Head and Department Chief, and
-for property value greater than $1000: Form 56c is filled out and approved by Section Head and Department Chief, and Mayor.”
“Please also immediately contact the Legal Affairs department before filing your incident report.
Also immediately make copies and turn in your body camera as any loss of video data would be understandable, if unfortunate”
When in doubt, throw your bike at them.
I’ve done it before (in a game) and I’m willing to do it again XD
Officer Clark used YEET!
…
It’s super effective!
Looks like it might be a critical hit on top of that.
Officer Clark: I’d like to drive my motor cycle into the creature and jump off last second.
DM: OK, roll to hit.
Officer Clark: 24
DM: That hits, go ahead and roll for damage and give me an acrobatics check for the landing.
DM: “Motorcycles are improvised weapons, so it deals 1d4+STR damage”
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Officer Clark: I’d like to use the Motorcycle’s strength rating instead of my own (iron golem steed w/ STR reflecting Horsepower.)
DM: Ok that motorcycle has 87 hp divide by 10 rounding means 1d4 plus 9 damage.
Don’t forget the Sneak attack damage …
Plus 1d6 fore damage from the exsplosion
Fire* damage
I.
Freaking.
Called it! She DID Detective Spooner her motorcycle into the ogre’s face!
Sometimes, you just gotta lay ‘er down.
Mumen Rider style! Justice Crash!
I kinda saw this move coming, and it still beat expectations.
Sure, I expect Urlson to get back up, but it’s a hell of an opener for officer Clark.
“Filling out that report later is going to be a hell of a thing, though.”
She’s been at this for a long time. This is filed as a “Number Eleven.”
No, see? It has a fiery backdrop. That’s a Number 11-4.
Okay well now it’s REALLY the Shadow the Hedgehog game intro.
Ah, now if she shoots the gas tank on the motorcycle causing it to explode she’s pulling a perfect ‘Vigilante’ move from DC comics. BTW I know it was asked on the last page what music folks thought should be added, well panel 2 definitely looks like the place for a long echoing pitched electric guitar ending.
Last panel: “So, who were you calling ‘primitive’ by the way?” 😉
Still feels bloody weird seeing a cop cast as a heroic figure in the current climate, I gotta say.
Noted. If it makes you feel too weird, come back after the series is over in October and skip her pages.
Yeah, it’s a bit viscerally odd… but at the same time, if my suspension of disbelief can handle Mrs. Claus and a 3-eyed magic cat person beating a wizard-eating ogre until it explodes…
You know the vast majority of cops try to do right by the people they protect, right? Just because there are bad police officers doesn’t make the police as a whole villainous.
Imagine blaming all Paladins for the existence of every fallen Paladin. Its absurd.
It’s almost as if this was planned well in advance, far before any of the current stories hit the public.
Also, y’know, the whole ‘hero cop’ thing in media has been around as long as media and cops have been around,and not every cop is a trigger happy dickhead, but y’know. Details.
I am locking this thread down before the comments take a turn. Just in case.
YEEEEEEEAH, BABY
I BIKE IT LIKE THAT!
Not even hesitant. I get the suspicion Clark has dealt with more than roided out game store bullies before.
I love that battle cry.
I once did something similar to a pair of spider demons in a modern exalted game. Luckily, my characters motorcycle was a artefact and suffered superficial damage. The demons didn’t.
The character was also an ex-cop.
Kid Radical, one of the PCs in the Sentinels of the Multiverse RPG I’m in, has been known to do that with his tricked-out skateboard.