The scOWLBEAR JUDGES YOU t-shirt is made of brilliant, and would be a great bonus for patreon encouragement. It wouldn’t even have to be the actual shirt, it could just be the design made ready for t-shirt-ification.
Keep up the great comic.
Hey. Hey, no. Both are totally legit. The Cockoo clock is used for the time until the next cock joke. The dongometer is used to detect the relative proximity of a cock joke – y’know, where it’s coming from and all that.
Also, if you shoot a guy straight in the wangus’ peeper, you get to scream “BALLSEYE!”
Well… Your underpants, if they’re really old, can start to develop holes. Some underwear is also just designed in such a way that your wangus can accidentally creep out due to really weird and unusual circumstances. While I’ve never walked into a room in just my underwear when guests were around or I was in public, I can imagine this COULD happen. It’s just not very likely.
As someone who used to have this issue with their boxers, in warmer climes the idea of draft bypasses your notice. There’s a level of breeze the things would allow and so when breeze was present it really didn’t cross my mind.
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And….T-shirt pre-ordered!
The scOWLBEAR JUDGES YOU t-shirt is made of brilliant, and would be a great bonus for patreon encouragement. It wouldn’t even have to be the actual shirt, it could just be the design made ready for t-shirt-ification.
Keep up the great comic.
And that’s why you always put on pants before exiting your bed chamber.
HA! Far too long without a wang joke! 🙂
38 days actually…
https://d20monkey.com/2014/09/30/no-context-theatre-october-2014/
RESET THE PIXELATED WANG CLOCK!
SIR YES SIR
*hits giant ass red button*
I believe you mean the “reset the dongometer”, sir. 😉
How about the Cockoo Clock?
Oh, and the study of time and timekeeping? Also known as horology.
Hey. Hey, no. Both are totally legit. The Cockoo clock is used for the time until the next cock joke. The dongometer is used to detect the relative proximity of a cock joke – y’know, where it’s coming from and all that.
Also, if you shoot a guy straight in the wangus’ peeper, you get to scream “BALLSEYE!”
Why oh why couldn’t Trevor been here LOL Wang un-caged
Now we know how he calms his berserker state.
oh boy lets drag this storyline out a little more with a dick joke.
I sure am!
You know the old saying “Don’t punch a gift horse in the mouth”?
Ceiling Owlbear is watching you masturbate.
*slow clap*
It’s been so long since a dick joke that I didn’t see it coming, perfection.
Unfortunately for Sam, he didn’t see it until it was too late, either. XD
Maybe I don’t get it because it’s never happened to me, but how does this happen? Doesn’t it feel drafty?
Well… Your underpants, if they’re really old, can start to develop holes. Some underwear is also just designed in such a way that your wangus can accidentally creep out due to really weird and unusual circumstances. While I’ve never walked into a room in just my underwear when guests were around or I was in public, I can imagine this COULD happen. It’s just not very likely.
As someone who used to have this issue with their boxers, in warmer climes the idea of draft bypasses your notice. There’s a level of breeze the things would allow and so when breeze was present it really didn’t cross my mind.
I love your story!
Carlos. Dude. I know your Grandma’s blind and all, but you shouldn’t be walking around like that, especially not if you think you hear other people.