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Chapter: Season Three
New hair for Jeanie and is that a… fairy?
GenCon was absolutely amazing this year and I have a big post about it scheduled to hit later today.
I want to thank you all for being patient with me through the busy/crazy patch. I’m back on schedule with this comic and it will be business as usual as we roll through this story arc. I’d also like to give a special thanks to Matt & Wesley, Javis, and James for covering for me last week. Thank you so much, guys.
Stat block for the elusive Boner Fairy in 3… 2…
The Boner Fea are mysterious creatures, drawn to young men during their preteen years mostly. Viagra is like catnip to those suckers.
In Brett’s defense, the DC on a boner fairy’s spells is ridiculous, especially since he had negatives from virginity and hot girlfriend. Only way he could have passed was the automatic success rule of a nat 20 roll.
The boner fairy’s hair is a bit… disturbing. To be fair, so are his feet. For different reasons.
Quick, Brett, close your eyes and think about Bea Arthur! It’s your only hope.
damn… missed you while I was there at Gencon
First known appearance of this fairy was on an old episode of “Beavis and Butthead” when they were researching the mysterious phenomenon of “morning wood.”
Now she looks like a young version of his mother. That’s kind of creepy.
Ah yes, Gen Con 2012. I returned home from that convention with a copy of Geist, a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, the smell of geek girl silo on me from the hotel, and a cold so bad my nose bled. I learned on my first week of classes that semester which of my class mates were squeamish around blood. ‘Twas a glorious victory indeed.
Well, now I know what I’m going to be thinking about all day… 😉