One Night in Xag: Part Fourteen
Chapter: Season Six
What IS the sounds of a butthole puckering? Hard hitting questions today at d20Monkey.
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What IS the sounds of a butthole puckering? Hard hitting questions today at d20Monkey.
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HOVER-TEXT” It’s that sound the tube of toothpaste makes when it is empty. Pft-splt.
See, I see it as the exact opposite. Rather than the sound of a nearly empty shampoo bottle when you squeeze, it’s the sound when you release the squeeze. That sort of wet sucking sound of pulling everything back inside.
I think it would be more like the sound when you suck all the air out of an empty juice box and then pull the straw out.
Ah! I read the last speech bubble wrong. Instead of “Ravenous Number 2 hits AC25”, I read it as “No, [a natural roll of] 2 hits AC25”. Which I figured explained the deer-in-headlights look!
Haha, yeah, glad I’m not the only one.
I was like, wait, what? How? How does a CR 1 monster have a plus twenty-five to hit?
Ditto
We are all gonna die when we finally play Karthun with you, aren’t we?
She likely just rolled a 18 or 19 possibly a 20 if crits just do max damage instead of double damage. Since its quite possible for 1st level 5th edition characters to get +7 to attack if they were lucky rolling stats and racials, enemies would be the same.
Brett just clenched so hard his previous character felt it!
Dang… yeah, I think we’ve all been there.
Anyone who’s played a tank at least. Whether it’s tabletop or video games, that feeling when “I got this” evaporates.
And the followup thought is about where the heck the healer is.
I think it was more because he couldn’t believe his girlfriend smacked him like that…..
The sound of a silent fart. Something that you can hear but can sense on the edge of hearing. Like silent letters.
I wonder how long he can hold that?
Okay, I went back and checked the initiative order, so Carlos should be next (unless Sam takes his turn). I’m kinda hoping Carlos drops the mage-hammer and fries at least one of these things, because the encounter does not look to be going well.
“Some shrinkage may occur…”
I think it is a squeaking sound, like rubbing a balloon.
I think it sounds something like “I started out with a small loan of a million dollars from my dad…”
No, that’s just an asshole babbling.
“What IS the sounds of a butthole puckering?” — Brian Patterson, c. 2016
A question sure to become one of the great existential mysteries. I can already see it: Noon. A gray day, with a light drizzle softly pattering against the glass. A business man, alone in his office and alone in life, gazes vacantly out over the bustling city below. He leans against the window with one arm propped up against the glass, his worries of his day-to-day life slowly fading from mind as he finds himself once more questioning life’s great enigmas… “Where did we come from? Where do we go when we die? What IS the sound of a butthole puckering?” He does not know… and he falls to his knees in despair, knowing he will NEVER know.
Reminds in 2e when I minmax a character for AC. …but everytime I charged into battle I got taken out by the first swing. DM rolled a nat 20 (in plain view) every single time…
“SHIT! Not AGAIN!”
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