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Momma bear Clause
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Not Today

Chapter: Season Eight
Characters: Dallas, Jeanie

  1. Brian
    April 14, 2017, 11:55 am | #

    HOVER-TEXT: Momma Bear Clause

    • Thunder_God_Slice
      April 16, 2017, 7:40 pm | #

      Ha! I see what you did there. 8/10 pun.

      • Brian
        April 17, 2017, 6:08 am | #

        FINALLY! I wasn’t sure anyone would get that one.

  2. Dude
    April 14, 2017, 12:07 pm | #

    Yay momma bear
    also, I’m loving all the hair styles Brian, keep up the good work

  3. BadCat!
    April 14, 2017, 12:19 pm | #

    I forgot about the Cheeto-dust. I thought she had an Iron Fist thing going on for a second…

  4. Melody
    April 14, 2017, 12:19 pm | #

    Really want it to be Christmas so Papa Bear Clause can help Sam kick some ass. Phillip and Lee are both buttholes. Super kudos on getting me so long term involved in the characters and plot though. 🙂

  5. TB
    April 14, 2017, 12:22 pm | #

    Unhesitatingly grabbing a Cheeto arm is a sure sign of real friendship.

    Did Jeanne just sort of appear in the shop? Or is this some kind of vision?

    • Skawt
      April 14, 2017, 1:01 pm | #

      Jeannie has a very minor glowing aura. Could be a vision, could be she’s really there and apparated from the north pole. Maybe she has that power as a mantle bearer’s consort, or Brent sent her.

      • Brian
        April 14, 2017, 4:35 pm | #

        Oh, Jeanie is there. She and Brett got the call a few strips back.

        You’ll see…

        • Kineteken
          April 14, 2017, 7:36 pm | #

          Oh okay that explains it, I would have sworn she teleport in at the last moment. But at least we know Dove is on Brett Naughty List. I wonder if we will get to see what has happen with Grey and the officer that took him down?

  6. Knightsword
    April 14, 2017, 12:53 pm | #

    Seriously we need a Kill Phil! t-shirt already.

    • Jacob
      April 14, 2017, 2:24 pm | #

      Make it like Kill Bill and Dallas’ yellow sweatsuit is the cheeto hazmat suit.

  7. Cody Connelly
    April 14, 2017, 2:52 pm | #

    Honestly, when Dove finally gets what’s coming to him, I want Dallas to be the one that gives it to him. He has caused her so much pain that it would be so cathartic.

    • Kittikin
      April 16, 2017, 3:44 am | #

      Honestly, it would be cathartic to just see him get hit by a truck……a semi truck…..

    • Robin Bobcat
      April 16, 2017, 2:23 pm | #

      I don’t think Dove WILL get what’s coming to him. His kind never do. In a fair world, with karma being a bitch, sure… But the world is not fair. Dove’s smug shit-eating face will go un-punched.

  8. Kanashe
    April 14, 2017, 4:12 pm | #

    Won’t lie this was my reaction when Jeanie stopped Dallas – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ-AoKuEGJE

  9. Rhea
    April 15, 2017, 8:58 am | #

    Here’s what I love about Jeanie’s response.

    “Not this way. Not today.”
    It’s not a full ‘I won’t let you do this’, it’s an ‘I know you’re angry, but right this moment, I can’t let you do this, since you’ll get hurt, or worse. We can make this right, later.’

    It’s a no, followed with an opening for ‘later’

  10. Passerby
    April 15, 2017, 7:22 pm | #

    Yeah, wait awhile and hit him where it really hurts: His bank account. And possibly his pride and credibility.

  11. n00less cluebie
    April 16, 2017, 10:18 am | #

    Is that an Arthur fist in panel 3?

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