No Context Theatre: October 2014
Chapter: Comics, Season Five
Reset the “______ Number of Days Since a Dick Appeared in d20Monkey” counter to zero.
I love these. Love them.
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Reset the “______ Number of Days Since a Dick Appeared in d20Monkey” counter to zero.
I love these. Love them.
Comments are closed.
Hover-Text: I almost had him screaming “BARBARA MANDRELL!”
The wordless howling is way more entertaining.
Honestly I think the text would have made me lose it more than I already did XD
um…. is…. is that a cock hydra????????
scene at the beginning of the Lion King when Rafiki holds up Simba
I’m dead. This killed me. LMAO
is this the infamous Penile Hydra? I’ve heard of them, but I never actually ran into one, thankfully…
What’s with all the pixellation? Something wrong with your Adobe install? 😉
actually that’s a slightly bleeped out drawing, at least that’s how it looks to me…
This is what happens when you cross the streams between Mythos and Rule 34
The alt text made it the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
to quote Sanity Not Included….
“We were told we should have more subtle humor in these episodes…
So here’s my dick.”
“Cut off one head and two shall replace it. Behold!! The Hydrick!!!”
I was going to go with terdicken, but I like hydrick.
What are you talking about, it’s clearly a wangdra.
I don’t even want to know what a Cockatrice is, then….
That is a hell of a Cockatrice man.
Good one! +1
Was this in any way inspired by Gary’s questions about hydra in Gamers 3?
“I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.”
Heh!
I know the context of this!
Not sure thats something I’d admit in public.
Let me guess: Rolling a critical failure on a ‘Summon Familiar’ spell?
THAT is funny and awesome!
Grawwwwwwgheoophquallta!
Translation:
I thank the Great and Mighty INsAniTieS beyond knowledge for this iNCreDiblE abomination imITatInG a psudodragon to be my familiar for all time! NeVeR shall there be apologies for tHe dEStrUCtIOn of the mINOr inSaNItIEs i was insulted wITh before∞
Translator’s note:
The “∞” punctuation denotes an unbreakable oath being sworn or a reference to an unbreakable oath previously uttered by the speaker while the speaker is under emotional strain relating to the oath. No known force can use the “∞” punctuation purposefully or prevent accidental use.
I bet we are thinking of the same context and that scares me more than a little. Which mask were you wearing?
The dreaded independent webcomic reviewer, captured at last!
Wasn’t a particularly high number on the counter to begin with, after all Dove was last seen only a few strips ago…
Hey. Hey. Calling Dove a dick is an insult to perfectly respectable dicks everywhere. I mean, look at Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon. He wasn’t as bad as Dove is.
As much as I love the big story arcs, it’s a shame they come at the expense of the more random one-shot gags like this 😉
Is that what a roasted cockatrice looks like?
My response would be something about scissors and just for curiosities sake.
I said TurDUCKen!
+1
You magnificent bastard
Penihydramon I Choose You!
Cockatrice + Hydra = Cockdra.
Even better!
Shokushu-mat
Thank you, Wikipedia, for allowing me to search “tentacle porn” with out having to endure anything worse than a few 19th century wood-cuts.
“And this is why you NEVER have sex with a Rust Monster”
Please tell me that’s a baby Dick Hydra?!
the counter has to be reset every time Dove appears in a strip.
“Congratulations, you’re now the proud mother of a sin against man and God! Oddly enough, it’s a girl.”
But…. Dov was in the comic just a week ago or so….
Cards against humanity expansion pack in the works?
Now with illustrations!
[…]
*holds up new prince for populace to see8′
“It’s the Circle of Life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle
The Circle of Life”
[…]
“Hail ****dra!”
i predict if the usual rules for Hydra’s are in effect here, that there will be times it will certainly Burn when it pees….that said, picked up the new PHB, the New MM, and Hoard of the Dragon queen, man these look GREAT!! and the changes to Succubi/Incubi…interesting….
if that was based on a gelatinous cube would it be a cockblock?
And somehow, Tentacle Porn found a way to get even WEIRDER!
Well done.
The perfect pet for all your orgy needs.
Why are you drawing pictures of my ex-girlfriend?
Oh man, I just made that joke in the above comment and then saw yours… Now I feel immensely less cool :/
This was supposed to be a reply to “John” and his Cocktrice joke, but the comments hat me.
Is this hydra from the same place as the Penis Fery?
I know a few women who have gotten very similar pictures on Tinder. Just without the pixelation.