No Context Theatre: August 2018
Chapter: Season Nine
Characters: Rasputin
As is the custom after a long arc, I present a new No Context Theatre.
I like NCT, as it is a nice break between arcs and I gives me a chance to relax a little bit before we go again.
“I heard Anton LaVey isn’t really dead and works at Dairy Dip in the mall you guys, let’s go check it out.”
Not gonna lie, I would be (am?) seriously tempted by the Brownie Revenge.
It is a dish best served cold.
*slow clap*
I want to know how many samples Chad has given out to be threatened like that? Shhheesssh
4500 cones? Goddamn
Yeah, I get one free after I eat a week’s worth.
you only get one a week?
OOoh they got waffle cones.
Hhmmmm That Soulless stare looks about right for that kind of job…… im having a hard time seeing the “no context” here, the picture makes perfect sense to me
Infernal Icecreams!
Randy Milholland is the manager?!
Have worked in a Baskin Robbins. This is truth. Had to tell Edgy Emo Teenage Employee to dial it back a notch.
“I’ll have the Damnation, please! With marshmallows.”
You want that in a cone, or a cup?
I suppose “skull of my enemy” would count as a cup.
No, that’s a cone. You eat the skull too, right?
Do you have brimstone and sulfur flavor?
Oh I’m sorry sir Satan just ate the last of that, can I interest you in the fecal/vomit swirl?
Technically that’s a sorbet.
“What would I recommend? Definitely NOT the blueberry blue acid. There’s been some… um… health complaints.”
“Welcome to Mind Flay-vors where we use only the finest dairy products mixed with locally havested adventurer…”
“My name WAS Tobias and I will be your thrall for today.”
“Our flavor of the day is a Half-Elf: Two Scoop Special.”
“Yes the employees are obligated to fight each other if you tip”
“Alright but the gray matter intolerant menu costs extra”
Why don’t we have Anung Un Ramarshmellow with a Brimstone waffle cone made? You can go to GenCon with that and make a killing. Or buy the GenCon port and add the ice cream to make a Anung Un Rafloat.
“I really thought when I sold my soul to Satan, I’d have a higher position when I arrived in Hell.”
It’s his job to tell all the heat-ravaged souls who come into his shop to tell each one they just ran out of their favorite flavor.
Is this Lactose-Free?
Yes it is, (as they walk away) Muhahahaha!
Wait, so he has a hairnet on with no hair, but no beardnet for his beard? BLASPHEMY.
…. that’s not a beard, that’s his co-worker, Chad. 😀
‘Bout to say, the lover of the russian queen there needs a beard net.
Brownie Revenge sounds like what happens after you eat too much from this place.
Just sayin’.
The frogurt is also cursed.
…still better than the swinging wangs I expect from NCT.