No Context Theatre: April 2014
Chapter: Season Four
Nope, I’m not sorry.
A few palette cleaner strips this week to get us ready for the next short arc.
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Nope, I’m not sorry.
A few palette cleaner strips this week to get us ready for the next short arc.
Comments are closed.
Hover-Text: Who else was worried I would never draw a badly pixelated dick again? It was touch and go there for a while…
Phew many of us im sure were worried, lol. And what skill. Who else can cleans a pallet with a dick. That skill should go on your buisness card.
Brian F Patterson
“Can cleans your pallet with a dick”
Artist. Gamer. Natural cleanser.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING! WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING?!
Brian, dear, the pixilation is one thing, but why, oh why, dear boy, did you put it in CLOWN FACE MAKEUP???
THAT’S SEARED INTO MY BRAIN.
Ain’t no unseein’ what has been seen.
Brian, stop channeling the insanity of Gamzee
At least he doesn’t have any Faygo.
I’m STILL waiting to seethe bout between Matter Eater Lad & Mayor McCheese. Armed with a machine gun…
*Checks in to see what’s going on after the Christmas arc wrapped up*
Okay, lets see… OH DEAR GOD WHY! MY EYES ARE BURNING FROM THE HORROR! DAMN YOU BRIAN, DAMN YOU…
Some things can not be unseen.
Guess Brian can reset the calendar. “It has been 0 days since the last dick joke.”
I legit want this counter to appear in the header.
And I thought your first one was terrifying enough. I was trying to find the link so I could force people to relive that horror, but no luck 🙁
Still, I think I’ll pass on the extra “special sauce” 😀
Welp, time to scrub the ol’ eyeballs again.
Man, there’s palette cleansing and then there’s all-out brain Drano!
I CANNOT UNSEE IT! THE BLEACH IS NOT WORKING!
“Yes, I know you have an appointment with Mr. McDonald, but trust me when I say you don’t want to go in there right now. He isn’t taking this ‘Big King’ thing very well.”
Should probably change the warning of “Possibly NSFW” to “Not Suitable Ever” Just a whole buncha Nope goin’ on up there lol!
What I’m currently picturing is a future admirer of Brian’s work. They have been reading everything for days, they have just finished the arc preceding this comic and have sat back saying
“Damn, Brian got me there. He really turned up the feels and laid some heavy stuff. I can only imagine what he’s got in store for the next arc”
Then BAM! Ronald’s McDick.
Yeah, that’s pretty much how it goes.
*eating breakfast and reading webcomics*
*open D20Monkey*
*throw up hands to try and unsee, spill breakfast in lap*
Brian: 1 Duff: 0
That image completely reshapes my memories of playing games at a McDonald’s birthday party when I was younger. *shudders*
That may be the most disturbing thing I have seen in a while, and I read “Something Positive”. Can. Not. Unsee.
Look, I think as a GM we’ve all been in that exact situation… No? Just me? Awkward.
Wait a sec… Maybe this takes place when Sam was the Hamburgler?
And this is why they don’t sell hot dogs at McDonalds…
Wait, it was ‘Touch and Go’ with clown dick…?
As if clowns weren’t terrifying enough. Now I’m going to have nightmares about one with a rage boner DM’ing my next session…
BTW – what happened to “out of context theatre”? I liked that title better.
I know I’m 6 years late on this comment, but hey, I’m reading through the archive now…
Either way, oddly enough, October of 2014 I was outside a McDonalds, having a smoke, wearing a 7ft tall Predator-ish costume with mask and voice changer (I was holding the mask, but still), and I got hit on by a Ronald in full costume and make up. As my friend was coming back out with our dinner Ronald offered to ‘show me the real Happy Meal deal.’
Putting the mask back on and growling at him only turned him on more, apparently. Later, back at the Haunt, some friends told me that Ronald McDonald had been asking around for the ‘7ft tall hottie in the Alien costume…’ They told him I’d gone home, thank the gods. I’m still scarred by it.