Mordenhatin’
Chapter: Season Four
Mordenkainen would be a total hater.
Confession: I wrote this comic during Year One of d20Monkey and just never got around to doing it until now. Double-confession: It was in my original idea notebook that was destroyed and a Greyhawk conversation last weekend reminded me. Triple-confession: I squeed when I remembered it.
I declare this the most whimsical jig of the season!
You mean “most droll jape”.
Confession. I have attributed some very nsfw spells to my good friend Bigby. Not the least of which is Bigby’s profane gesture.
Bigby’s Penetrating Digit was always a favorite of our group’s.
Yikes! Hope someone prepared Mordenkainen’s Lubrication for that number.
Oh, Mordenkainen, you catty bitch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5sQIuSY6zs EXCRUCIATINGLY relevant.
Mordenkainen is not bald and Elminster does not have a ponytail.
Thank you 3rd edition for fashionable characters.
Gah! Bigby looks like Bolton’s Bastard on Game of Thrones – the guy torturing Theon…. Creepy.
Anybody else notice how Bigby’s hands stay inside his cloak? Guess he really does love Mrs Palmer and her girls. Sketchy bastard.
Ooooooooooooooooooh SNAP!! Mordenkein has +15 to “sick burn”!
The Misbegotten Realms suck.
I am so glad to see you still using dnd people. I remember seeing your worry when someone got in trouble for some sort of character or monster licence thing n i was afraid youd vere so far away from it that youd never draw another beholder or mind flayer again. Or vecna!!! Phew and horray! And haha burn elmenister!
Personally, I find Elminster more interesting to read about.
Could be worse, could have been one of the good guy drow elves…
Bigby’s Expressive Single Digit
God, I used that spell til I wanted to puke.
From this OotS or come up with independently? It’s a pretty obvious one, after all.
At first I thought this was some pun based off of Mordecai and Rigby (Since the names were pretty similar) from “Regular Show”, until I realized these were actual people I’ve just never heard of…