Ahah thanks, i realized i was confused because i forgot who amy was and though it was brent girlfriend (and was thinking where dis she get the piercing)
Now to the bed!
@DaMunky89: for an ’89 brat you are really funny 🙂
This is pretty much it. The only exception (and it could be a case of my writing falling down a little) is that Sam is just awkward and not sure WHAT to do. Amy clearly digs him and after a lifetime of being less-than-lucky with the ladies and his pining for Mel, he is on his back foot.
Haha. This is going just, way WAY too well for Sam. I’d bet they sleep together, and then we either get something along the lines of (1) oh she only wanted sex and that hurts Sam because he’s still EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE or (2) some sort of MEL FINDS OUT AND IS ANNOYED direction.
Amy reminds me of a girl I knew in school. Same hair, same glasses, same piercings….similar mannerisms, too, actually. Hmm, Brian, if Amy has a cat tattooed on her shoulder, I’m gonna start worrying about my sanity. 🙂
I never actually played CoC. Kinda want to, though. But if this were Dark Heresy, I probably just gained about a dozen insanity points. Probably a couple corruption points for good measure.
And despite the phenomenal odds of doing so, a staggering number of player characters ‘just happened’ to have that rolled up as their stat. Purely by ‘random chance’, of course…
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I love the last panel! Made me choke!
Thank you!
Also made me wonder if that spell summons the boner fairy!
Wonder what’s in the core of Larry’s wand…
Well it’s hair of some kind, of that we can be assured.
Probably nothing so mundane… >8)
Oh I wasn’t implying it was ‘mundane’. I just get this image of it being hair from a prostitute for some reason.
Ah! Right!
I would bet a hefty sum o’ galleons on a single strand of hair taken from a horny mountain troll’s left testicle – at a full moon of course.
Ok, it may be the lack of sleep talking but i’m not getting what’s going on, please someone explain it to me 🙁
Shh, shh. Ask again when you’re older.
Short version: Amy has the double-plus super-hots for Sam, but Sam does not feel the same about her, and is a bit put off by her level of attention.
The longer version is more complicated, and requires both visual aids (mostly puppets), a degree in theoretical physics, and a note from your mother.
Ahah thanks, i realized i was confused because i forgot who amy was and though it was brent girlfriend (and was thinking where dis she get the piercing)
Now to the bed!
@DaMunky89: for an ’89 brat you are really funny 🙂
This is pretty much it. The only exception (and it could be a case of my writing falling down a little) is that Sam is just awkward and not sure WHAT to do. Amy clearly digs him and after a lifetime of being less-than-lucky with the ladies and his pining for Mel, he is on his back foot.
@eleclipse: Oh good, I was /hoping/ that joke would amuse and not annoy you. 😉 I’m relieved now.
@Brian: Came through loud and clear for me! The way Sam is floundering right now is exactly how I was back in High School.
@Brian – that’s how I took it. I don’t think Sam is holding out for Mel at this point. He’s already been burned enough times there.
He’s not used to girls throwing themselves at him.
Haha. This is going just, way WAY too well for Sam. I’d bet they sleep together, and then we either get something along the lines of (1) oh she only wanted sex and that hurts Sam because he’s still EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE or (2) some sort of MEL FINDS OUT AND IS ANNOYED direction.
Something just has to go wrong here. -lol-
… or (3) he gives in for a bit of harmless rumpy-pumpy and she goes Fatal Attraction on him.
Oh god this. Please this. XD
I’m hoping for the #2 option. Or Amy having a moment where she realizes that she’s hurting Mel’s feelings and backs off.
I hadn’t noticed… Is that a stud through her lower lip?
It is indeed!
His hair is beign fondled by the hat…
The hat want the B
Waaaaaait a minute…that’s no hat, it’s an ACTUAL CTHULHU MINION!
*draws shotgun*
Roll for SAN loss.
CRUD! Critical fail! BLARGPHPBBHTHTPB!!
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…
He comes…as does my pizza…
Come on, Sam!!! It’s a sure thing! DON’T SCREW THIS UP!
Don’t worry, with Larry at his side, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Pops better be careful with that Dick Magic… he might accidentally summon THE BONER FAIRY!
Is “Dickmancer” a playable class…?
In my game it is. Wall of Dicks. Dick Spray. Phantasmal Dick…
Love it!
…the playable class that is….
<..>
Now we need a Pussychanter class!
Spell examples include Pussy Vortex, Voice of Pussy, Pussy Willows, Crushing Pussy…
*shudder*
Sorry, as bad as those spells are, I’ll just leave you with one word:
‘Bigby’s’.
+1 to the hat for playing with his hair.
maybe the hat is an actual spawn of cthulhu, and the one who really digs sam.
Is Larry’s shirt an actual shirt? Cause that would be awesome!
Not yet but if enough people ask for it I would love to make one available.
Consider this my request! Gimme some dat “Bend Bars/Break Doors” action!!!
Amy reminds me of a girl I knew in school. Same hair, same glasses, same piercings….similar mannerisms, too, actually. Hmm, Brian, if Amy has a cat tattooed on her shoulder, I’m gonna start worrying about my sanity. 🙂
It’s all in your head, Aaron. We are all here for you. ALL FOR YOU. ALL FOR YOU.
Roll for SAN loss.
I never actually played CoC. Kinda want to, though. But if this were Dark Heresy, I probably just gained about a dozen insanity points. Probably a couple corruption points for good measure.
Expecto Theboneuem!! Classic. This needs to be made into a t-shirt. Like now.
So when are the “I’m all 18/00” Shirts coming out?
Next you’ll have to come out with a shirt “I am the 99% Strength roll” or something along those lines.
Maybe make it out like those protests regarding the “1%.” Have it just say “I am the 99%” and have a picture of a d100?
On second thought, never mind, that probably wouldn’t work for a couple of reasons.
QUICK! Cast Engorgio! ENGORGIO!!
What’s with Larry’s shirt. The joke is going over my head.
I don’t get it either.
Once upon a time, attributes for characters were rolled with a 3d6.
If you happened to be a fighter-type, and your strength was 18, you would roll a d% to determine if you had “exceptional strength”
the strongest a male human starting character could be was then, 18/00. +3 attack, +6 damage, oodles of bend bars/lift gates and carrying capacity.
18/00 was also the standard strength score for Ogres, and what you would get with “Gauntlets of Ogre Power”
And despite the phenomenal odds of doing so, a staggering number of player characters ‘just happened’ to have that rolled up as their stat. Purely by ‘random chance’, of course…
That’s one in 21,600, by the by.
A chuckler of a comic and what do I notice? Larry seems to have lost weight. Clearly not getting enough Funyuns.
He’s been working out, maybe? Gotta look good for the ladies, after all…
Seems likely that running after ladies like a creep-o *is* Larry’s work-out…
I’m guessing it’s hollow to allow for the passage of fluids….
Is it just me or did Amy’s hair grow A LOT since the last Innsmouth arc?
I went back to see what her interactions with Sam were. She commented that he could totally get a stalker if he wanted to.
IT’S A WIG!
(not really. It’s comic time and I wanted to grow her hair out).
Brian, excelent comic, long time reader first time commenter.
The last panel make me rofl
Greetings from Venezuela
Ah, my kind of lady.
I am not sure I am okay with the fact that the tentacles on this hat move.
This portents terrible things. 🙂