I hope no one minds, but I had the idea for this page and it made my giggle.

In case you missed it, I published the College of Metal over on the Dungeon Master’s Guild. It is a brand new bardic college for 5e Dungeons and Dragons bards that allows you to harness the raw, unbridled power of Metal. Bards in the College of Metal may choose between two disciplines: Thunder and Death, each with their own abilities and perks. If you have been on the fence about bards or just want to take a character in new directions, give it a look.