Hope Never Withers – Part Ten
Chapter: Season Nine
Big pages are just worth it. I love them.
And I love that Officer Carlisle is all “FUCK THIS CHICK!”
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Big pages are just worth it. I love them.
And I love that Officer Carlisle is all “FUCK THIS CHICK!”
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I love Carlisle, and I want to buy all her coffees.
But Carlisle, in another rule set, rolled a Natural 20 on her Will Check. With its + bonus in Bad Ass.
Officer Carlisle and good ol’ Betty Jean. Taking names.
I will say though: I’m worried about what happens to her next. D’:
Read the room, Carlisle! Don’t be a hero!
Chick?!? WTF how can you tell?
You can tell by using a simple technique available to all humans. It’s called paying attention.
Not to mention she can hear how the demon thing coming out of the Throw-Up-Portal talks.
I hope this gets great reactions form the horror… THE POWER OF LAW COMPLESS YOU!!!
Hopefully Carlisle goes for the fighting retreat and not a holding action, she’s too cool to lose so early. Someone needs to get her a shotgun and some molotovs. Fast!
Am I the only person who would dig the first panel as a wallpaper?
A terrifying, creepy, what was I thinking wallpaper of intense fear?
This.
Or even better, get two wallpapers. One of the first panel, and one as just the normal floor with nothing on it.
Then set it up so that with a simple hot-key, you can configure it to switch from the normal floor wallpaper, to the pants-wettingly-horrifying high-octane nightmare fuel wallpaper. Preferably set to happen when someone else is using your computer and they’ve opened a window that covers the desktop. Once they’re done, and they close that window… Sanity check! MwaHaHaHaHaaa! 😉
Disclaimer – Try this at your own risk. The management does not take responsibility for monitors hurled through windows or against walls, sudden projectile vomiting, cleaning bills, medical emergencies, or psychiatric counselling expenses.
Bonus points: do this to a co-workers computer. Replace “Johnnnnn: with a drawn-out version of THEIR actual name.
Just, you know, have a camera pointed at their workstation when you do this. And for the love of Nyarlathotep, UPLOAD THE VIDEO TO YOUTUBE. 😀 😀 😀
Looks like the Whither Witch (Baba Yaga herself, I wonder?) has an appointment with Betty Jean.
But where is her magnificent chicken hut?
A not-uncommon reaction to Things That Should Not Be – reliance upon a sworn duty. Imagine if the officer was a nun, invoking God, or a librarian demanding the witch be quiet…
Or a nun librarian…
librari-nun?
I’ll see myself out
“Keeper of Keys and Locks” with the Conventus Custos Bibliothecam … (hit ALL THREE high notes: Nun, Librarian, _and_ Cop …!)
LOVE the evil hag lady. I want that on a T-SHIRT!! Horrifying and beautiful.
Heh, that the bottom of the baton says “Betty Jean” is darkly amusing if you insert the name into a certain Michael Jackson song.
I’m not sure what Carlisle’s ultimate fate in this adventure will be, but looking back at the history and the fates of characters that Sam has played in the IGS world, I’m starting to get a little bit concerned about his track record of sacrificial martyrs and what that might say about Sam himself.
In the name of the law….I WILL PUNISH YOU!
Sorry…not sorry.