“I always shoot first and ask questions never when it comes to ugly hags rising from a molten floor. I find it reduces my overall stress level, and mental health is just as important as physical health, wouldn’t you agree?”
*burbling mess of witchyness*
“I’m glad we agree! Here, have another drum of lead!” 😀
I can respect a character that reacts to horrific monsters screaming at them with a hail of bullets. Though in lovecraft settings, double tapping to be sure probably calls for two full magazines rather than two bullets.
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“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”
*slow clap*
Oh that’s fekkin’ awesome. Well done!
Bravo Mr. K
Best Budda Ever
This is why you refrain from monologuing.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
Obituaries courtesy of the Chicago Typewriter
Finally! Someone demonstrates the proper response to being confronted with Lovecraftian horrors – shoot it until it stops moving.
And if it’s still moving, throw a six pack* at it while retreating.
*six sticks of dynamite tied together.
There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “Time to reload”.
Welcome back Brian! Hopefully, this finds your relocation complete and satisfying.
I bring the gift of lots of bullets
The DOOM school of exorcism, AKA “Eat leaden death, demon”… or witch in this case.
The blessings of the budda be upon you.
“If you encounter the Buddha in the street, buddabuddabudda the Buddha, for the buddabuddabudda resides in each of us….”
“I know what you’re thinkin’, punk. Did she fire 400 shots or only 399? Well, to tell the truth I’ve forgotten myself in all this excitement…” 😉
It’s a well-known fact that Lovecraftian horrors are allergic to bullets.
And each one has your name on it!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS
“I always shoot first and ask questions never when it comes to ugly hags rising from a molten floor. I find it reduces my overall stress level, and mental health is just as important as physical health, wouldn’t you agree?”
*burbling mess of witchyness*
“I’m glad we agree! Here, have another drum of lead!” 😀
“Buddabuddabudda!” The comic book classic sound effect!
Happy belated X-masy! The gifts are not returnable. Each one is individually packaged just for you!
I just squee’d! Loving this.
I can respect a character that reacts to horrific monsters screaming at them with a hail of bullets. Though in lovecraft settings, double tapping to be sure probably calls for two full magazines rather than two bullets.
I would of said “Here’s a gift: Come up with some original threats.” Then shoot.