Dinner Date
Chapter: Season Four
Amy’s dress is totally legit and out there for purchase. I love it. It should also be pretty clear by now that Amy is a big Star Wars fan, but there is far more to her than just that (which we’ll see over time).
COMMENTERS: Okay, let’s play Amy’s version of Bang, Marry, or Kill. Assign one to each of the characters below.
Bang, Marry, or Kill?
- Uncle Scrooge
- Launchpad McQuack
- Gizmo Duck
How far did she get before Dallas was shaken off of her leg? Or was there no one there to help her get ready?
(not that there’s anything even remotely wrong. XD I’m just keeping my mental image of her side of the pre-date)
Bang- Gizmo Duck. Can you say “attachments”? Yeah, thought you could.
Marry- Scrooge. Money-fucking-bags. Set for life. Enough said.
Kill- Launchpad. That fucker always annoyed me as a kid.
And I wish a cute, pierced, nerd-girl would show up to a date wearing an R2 dress for me. I’m of that age where nerdy ladies either completely drop their nerdom in an attempt to pose as “normal” or just go much more closeted with their nerdness.
ditto.
hell, most nerdy girls tend to be pretty closeted about it. primarily because of nerd males. you hear so many stories of scornful asshole nerd males, it’s not surprising.
Okay Sam, don’t do anything rash next time you see Trevor…
Surely the clever thing to do would be to assign all 3 to Uncle Scrooge? Bang him, then marry him, then kill him once the will’s been sorted out 😉
For the win!
I mean really, after Cthulhu Hat, were we expecting anything else. Someone put a restraining bolt on that girl!
E knew it.
Sam didn’t the x-man glasses teach you anything?
Now marry her.
I knew he should have worn his original shirt. I honestly think Sam needs to pop Trevor in the back of the head like Gibbs does on NCIS next time he sees him.. I know he was just trying to help, but the Batman shirt would have been skip dinner and head straight in for desert… Amy is looking pure Geek Chic, great choice Brian. 🙂
These two were made for each other…or should I say “built?”
No worries, there’s always the second date to show off the Batman shirt. Besides, he DOES still have the D20 cufflinks to show off his geek cred.
Let’s see…I’m gonna echo Clockwork D and say;
Bang: Gizmoduck, because of the “Tools” point, and the fact that superheroes are awesome.
Marry: Scrooge McDuck, because he’s loaded and has that adventurous spirit.
Kill: Launchpad McQuack, just due to process of elimination, otherwise he’s a nice enough fellow. If “friendship” were an option, I’d use that. Besides, the way he flies, he’s practically due for a fiery death anyway, I’m just making things quick and painless.
Thumbs up.
So cute! I think she’d have gone for the Batman outfit, but what girl doesn’t like to see her man a bit spiffed up?
Also, all I can think of is to marry and then kill Scrooge McDuck so that I can inherit. …of course due to whacky hijinks, he’d probably come back and expose me and whatnot.
Sam, you marry this girl. Understand? Marry the crap out of her.
DAMMIT TREVOR! 😉
ah heck with it, I would kill all 3.
I see many fast food dates in their future
I think that date will go splendidly. And yeah, there’s always date 2 for the Batman shirt.
Bang: Launchpad. He seems like a cuddler.
Marry: Scrooge. Comfortable lifestyle and inherited ability to swim through gold coins (part of the pre-nup).
Kill: Gizmoduck. Nice guy, but really, I’ll pay Gyro Gearloose to build me my own suit after I marry Scrooge. Plus, “blathering blatherskythe?” Really?
Ok, so I had guessed she would be in a Catwoman getup, but still, it was pretty obvious Trevor was screwing Sam up by nixing the Batman shirt.
I think she is telling Sam she wants to be his Navigation Droid for life!
Bang Gizmo, Marry Scrooge for the money (what he’s old, he’ll be dead soon anyway, also who doesn’t want to have sex on a giant money pile on the regular) and then Kill Launchpad. No offense to him, it’s just that it would be easy to make that kill look like an accident.
See, good thing he changed, batman would’ve totally clashed with her r2d2 dress. In his suit he could open the coat, maybe lose the tie n bam, fancy Han Solo.
Also
Bang – Gizmoduck, blathering blathrskite!
Marry – Scrooge for the money i guess
Kill – Launchpad, cuz if i rememberoght he was accident prone or something? Or had plane issues? Although of i marry Launchpad i could probably meet Darkwing Duck as well… That bears consideration. Hmmm.
OMG….
just two words:
perfect
girl
•Uncle Scrooge – Bang, Marry, Kill in that order.
•Launchpad McQuack – Kill
•Gizmo Duck – Bang
Bang: Scrooge – I’ll bet he sets up his mistress really well
Marry: Launchpad – he’s loyal and good looking and he’s in at least two different series. He’s got legs
Kill: Gizmo Duck – I don’t hate him, but he doesn’t have anywhere else to go.
Bang, Marry, or Kill?
•Uncle Scrooge – Marry. A rich, Scottish husband? Hell yeah!
•Launchpad McQuack – one-night bang, too clueless for long term
•Gizmo Duck – At first I though this meant Gyro Gearloose, who is a definite bang/marry. I haven’t seen enough of Gizmo to make a decision.
he has power armor if you kill him you can keep it
Bang?
-Launchpad; he’s probably the most creative, enthusiastic lover
Marry?
-Gizmoduck; seeing as I’m a dude, I’d be the husband of an openly gay superhero, and I like setting a good example
Kill?
-Scrooge; DOWN WITH THE 1%!
I kind of want Don Mongolias to be a real place.
I KNOW, right!? The noodles alone would be legendary!
Maybe someone should set a Kickstarter up for it XD jk.
well i’m streight but Mary scroge bang launchpad kill Gizmo duck (nothing against him but that armor is sweet)
No matter how cute you look, nothing from Black Milk is appropriate for fine dining. Trevor knows his shit.
Poor poor Sam, he changed out of that way cool Batman shirt into something inappropriate to go with his date.
Now the game
Bang: Gizmo, Launchpad
Marry: Scrooge
Kill: Scrooge (after marriage, I’m set for life)
Air five!
I had to laugh…I saw so many of these R2 dresses at NYC ComicCon yesterday, both on the rack and on women. I couldn’t help but think of Amy every time.
You KNOW there’s gonna be a C3PO tux to match!
Cute dress, Amy.
Bang Uncle Scrooge.
Marry Launchpad.
Kill Gizmoduck.
Gizmo Duck probably has some interesting “attachments”, so that’s a bang right there (but nothing worth committing to). Launchpad I think would treat you right–he’s got a heart of gold and is the kind of goofy duck you could spend your life with, so he’s a marry. And Scrooge, well, kill that stingy bastard and then break into his vault to swim in his gold.
Marry that girl