Date Night: Part Two
Chapter: Season Three
Damn, Sam. It took you long enough.
My apologies the sick day, guys. I usually keep a little bit of a buffer but it’s been a little crazy lately. Thankfully, things are getting back to normal. 🙂
I am pretty excited for this weekend. I actually get to sit at the gaming table as a player and not a DM for once. Don’t misunderstand, I love DMing but it will be nice to sit the table and only have to worry about my wizard and interacting with the other players at the table.
That’s right, I GET TO PLAY A WIZARD! I am hoping to play a female dwarf wizard named Gerta Emberhelm. Thick and red-haired with a big witches hat. Giddy up.
See you on Monday for Date Night: Part Three
Brian
Love the anvil!
Love this one! The Obvious anvil is classic. Straw in panel 2 needs colored, unless its in a shadow at that moment. I miss the small things like that sometimes too. Glad your feeling better dude.
Now the people screaming for Sam being an asshat can be silenced 😀
Enjoy playing as a player this weekend. In our main campaign Im a female Dwarf Invoker. I COULD have been a Wizard since they wanted a more controlling character, but I didnt want to be another wizard when the DM I replaced (he was playing a PC as well as DMing) was a wizard.
Now I get to be a Goliath Earthbender in our current campaign, though!
Anvil…never saw it coming. Glad you’re feelin better.
So, what style beard is she wearing? Simple goatee? Short braid? DOUBLE braid? Or just go for the full “rent is too damn high” muttonstache with double goat?
You know, the Head of Vecna was a fantastic idea to get PC’s to off themselves, but the Withered Ballsack of Vecna is so going to have to make an appearance in the next Greyhawk campaign I run just to see if I’ve got anyone power hungry enough to lop off their own nads. Buwhahahahaha!!!!!
Itll be interesting to see where it goes from here.
Panel 3…. just awesome… XD
Enjoy your game man.
“Vecna’s Withered Ballsack!” will be my new preferred interjection from this day forth! 😀
All you need to complete your dwarf wizardress is that she chants “Bippity Boppity Boo” before casting spells (or using the Magic Missile).
Strangely, this is the second time in as many days that Vecna’s genitals have come up in conversation…
Oooppps. Now you quietly sneak outta the theater and leave a text with both of them apologizing for ruining their date.
“Vecna’s Withered Ballsack” = my new favorite curse.
(Was going to put something in here about the Artifact “Vecna’s Withered Ballsack” until I remembered from my 1e days how the Vecna-facts worked. In that in order to use it, your own ballsack would need to be missing. Or removed. Unless it can be used by females and asexual beings, which just leads to a whole new set of visual imagery.)
Back to prentending to work!
*pretending, even.