Christmas 2019
Chapter: Season Ten
Gelatinous Claus is comin’ to towwwwwwwwwwwwn… slowly. So slowly. Vecna’s ballsack. Hurry up, man.
Happy Holidays, everyone. I hope it is a great day for each and everyone one of you.
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Gelatinous Claus is comin’ to towwwwwwwwwwwwn… slowly. So slowly. Vecna’s ballsack. Hurry up, man.
Happy Holidays, everyone. I hope it is a great day for each and everyone one of you.
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SEASONAL GREETINGS MESSAGE:
1. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
2. May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated period of time determined by the recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2020, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and due regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of Operating System, or sexual orientation of the recipient.
3. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms and conditions:
a) This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
b) This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting, any alteration to the intended or implied greetings may render the greeting inoperable.
c) This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him / herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
d) This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
So this is how a lawyer says ‘Merry Christmas’… An answer I never needed to a question I didn’t ask. Nonetheless I, in turn, wish you a Merry Christmas and hope that you have good luck in the year 2020!
That’s a hilariously well put together disclaimer holiday wish. 🙂
That being said, I’d rather say nothing to a person than ever try to recite something like that to anyone. If someone can’t accept well wishes with the understanding of the good intent behind it, then perhaps they should reexamine their priorties. Sometimes a Merry Christmas is really just that, a wish for happiness and cheer during a specific time of year. 😉
not this socialist twaddle again…
I think the Robe of Useful Items includes some of the other stuff. I’d hope for that one.
Nah, they’re usually mundane items. Lots of good stuff, though. Bags of Holding are always great, though. Good way to haul a LOT of cheap gear around, and most GMs will basically waive encumbrance rules so long as it’s reasonable.
Also, a Bag of Holding is good for my favorite wizard prank.
Bag, a Contingency spell with a Fireball, and as many loads of wet manure as will fit.
Wander around the bit of the market where the pickpockets hang out, wait for the hilarity to happen.
I might have to steal that one for my bard!
My players rolled two gates of disguise, a folding boat, and a bag of holding. Things might get weird.